Guest guest Posted December 18, 2000 Report Share Posted December 18, 2000 Sorry folks I couldn't resist. M y mom just sent me this. NO HURT INTENDED.The same could be said for any statae in the union. Nan (Alias Ms. Magoo) Please Support Macular Degeneration And Other Vision Loss Research http://members.aol.com/danlrob/MDpeople/ www.puppymillrescue.com MN is a paradise - almost > What's new? Drop me a line and bring me up to date! > > Once upon a time in the kingdom of heaven, God was missing for six days. > >, the archangel, found him on the seventh day resting. He asked God > >where he had been. > > > >God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downward through > >the clouds, " look, , look what I've made. " > > > > was puzzled and asked what it was. > > > >God replied " it's a planet and I'm going to call it earth. It's going to > >be a great place of balance. For example, northern Europe will be a > >place of opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor; > >the Middle East over there will be a hot spot, while this one will be very > >cold and covered in ice. Over there, I've placed a continent of white > >people and over there will be a continent of black people. " > > > > was very impressed with God's work. He then pointed to a small > >land > >mass and asked " what's that one? " > > > >God told him, " that's Minnesota, the most glorious place on earth. There > >are beautiful lakes, rivers, streams and fields. The people from Minnesota > >will be modest, intelligent, humorous, hardworking and high achievers. > >They > >will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. " > > > > gasped in wonder and admiration, but then proclaimed " what about > >balance? " > > > >God replied wisely " wait until you see the idiots I'm putting next to them > >in Iowa, Wisconsin and the Dakotas. > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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