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I might put it with this piece on FAQs re

HMOs!! http://www.yananow.net/troopc.htm#hmo

All the best

Terry

From: ProstateCancerSupport

[mailto:ProstateCancerSupport ] On Behalf Of Al Haug

Sent: Tuesday, 16 December 2008

9:51 AM

To:

ProstateCancerSupport

Subject:

Re: 5mg Daily Cialis- HM Ho! Ho! Ho!

I hope this isn't too far off topic, but it is quite

funny to those if us in

the U.S.

TOP 30 SIGNS YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HMO

1. Pedal-powered dialysis machines.

2. Use of antibiotics deemed an " unauthorized experimental

procedure "

3. Head-wound victim in the waiting room is on the last

chapter of " War and Peace "

4. You ask for Viagra. You get a popsicle stick and duct

tape.

5. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.

6. Exam room has a tip jar.

7. You swear you saw salad tongs and a crab fork on the

instrument tray just before the anesthesia kicked in.

8. " Will you be paying in eggs or pelts? "

9. Tight budget prevents acquisition of separate rectal

thermometers.

10. " Take two leeches and call me in the morning "

11. The company logo features a hand squeezing a bleeding

turnip.

12. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle.

13. Covered postnatal care consists of leaving your baby on

Mia Farrow's doorstep.

14. Radiation treatment for cancer patients requires them to

walk around with a postcard from Chernobyl

in their pocket.

15. " Pre-natal vitamin " prescription is a box of Tic-Tacs.

16. Chief Surgeon graduated from University

of Benihana.

17. Directions to your doctor's office include, " take a left

when you enter the trailer park "

18. Doctor listens to your heart through a paper towel

tube.

19. Only item listed under Preventive Care feature of

coverage is " an apple a day. "

20. Only participating Physicians are Dr. Fine, Dr. ,

Dr. Fine.

21. Only proctologist in the plan is " Gus " from

Roto-Rooter.

22. Plan covers only " group " gynecological exams.

23. Preprinted prescription pads that say " Walk it off, you

sissy. "

24. To avoid a time consuming and expensive throat culture,

the doctor just French kisses you.

25. Recycled bandages.

26. You can get your flu shot as soon as " the " hypodermic

needle is dry.

27. Your " primary care physician " is wearing the pants you

gave to goodwill last month.

28. 24-hour claims line is 1-800-TUF-LUCK

29. Costly MRI equipment efficiently replaced by an

oversized 2-sided copier.

30. Enema? The lavatory faucet swivels to face upward.