Guest guest Posted January 1, 2007 Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 In a message dated 01/01/2007 21:09:30 GMT Standard Time, lhensley@... writes: I don't drink by the way, but I love a good story. :-) And I LOVE a good laugh and this is the best, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Mo NOVA Counselling & Healing Services http://www.zpointprocess.com?a_aid=d886126e Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 1, 2007 Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 A miserly Irishman died, and shortly after his wake but before his funeral the towns only lawyer came to the town priest with a terrible moral conundrum. Father that old skinflint stated in his will that all his fine Irish whiskey has to be poured in his grave! Farther what a shame this is! It is the finest and he had hundreds of bottles. What a sin it is to waste such a treasure, but we can't violate his will! What can we do? The wise old Father said, " Aye Laddie we will follow the will of course. We will poor all that fine Irish whiskey in his grave. But we will pass it through our kidneys first! This was probably the merriest funeral ever. I don't drink by the way, but I love a good story. :-) Hensley <>< Re: Re: Adjusting to Hc In a message dated 01/01/2007 17:50:18 GMT Standard Time, lynworth@... writes: Today I've had hot sweats again and this could be alcohol related. Geez, one little measure of whisky, that's all!! Ah you have to watch out for that irish whiskey Lynda, it is an acquired skill, lol This is the first Crimbo for many years that I have not bought myself a bottle of good Irish malt. But you would not want to dilute that with anything at all, some would say even a drop of pure spring water would be nothing less than sacrelige (sp?) Mo NOVA Counselling & Healing Services http://www.zpointprocess.com?a_aid=d886126e Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 1, 2007 Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 A miserly Irishman died, and shortly after his wake but before his funeral the towns only lawyer came to the town priest with a terrible moral conundrum. Father that old skinflint stated in his will that all his fine Irish whiskey has to be poured in his grave! Farther what a shame this is! It is the finest and he had hundreds of bottles. What a sin it is to waste such a treasure, but we can't violate his will! What can we do? The wise old Father said, " Aye Laddie we will follow the will of course. We will poor all that fine Irish whiskey in his grave. But we will pass it through our kidneys first! This was probably the merriest funeral ever. I don't drink by the way, but I love a good story. :-) Hensley <>< Re: Re: Adjusting to Hc In a message dated 01/01/2007 17:50:18 GMT Standard Time, lynworth@... writes: Today I've had hot sweats again and this could be alcohol related. Geez, one little measure of whisky, that's all!! Ah you have to watch out for that irish whiskey Lynda, it is an acquired skill, lol This is the first Crimbo for many years that I have not bought myself a bottle of good Irish malt. But you would not want to dilute that with anything at all, some would say even a drop of pure spring water would be nothing less than sacrelige (sp?) Mo NOVA Counselling & Healing Services http://www.zpointprocess.com?a_aid=d886126e Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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