Guest guest Posted September 3, 2002 Report Share Posted September 3, 2002 I think I am all three combined. But you are right sometimes we just have to laugh at ourselves and the situation we are in. If you have any more joke please send [ ] Good morning to you all Good morning all, At the start of this new week let us enter it with hope that everyone of you feel better. I can't offer advice like others can. I can only offer support if needed. And a little humor never hurts. So to that effect let me offer this joke of the week. My son says this is me. NOTTT....well....maybe.....well probably. > Old Ladies' Noggins >Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. >One lady says, " You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I >was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I >had just come up or was about to go down. " > >The second lady says, " You think that's bad? The other day, I was >sitting on the edge of my bed and I couldn't remember whether I was >going to sleep or had just woken up! " > >The third lady smiles smugly, " Well, my memory is just as good as it's >always been, knock on wood, " she says as she raps on the table. Then >with a startled look on her face, she asks, " Who's there? " > > So I guess I am the last old lady!! Have a great day! > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Well it is raining, but the temp is 56 ! My daughters basement will soon be a swimming pool if we get as much rain as they say we are to get over the next two days ! The creek by her house is starting to rise too ! Not much is news here. Yesterday at work was something else. It was hard for us nurses not to do certain things that we are use to doing! They had an expert come in to make us more efficient, so we started to do what he said we need to do ! It will be in three phases. Some I agree with, others I do not. He said that all need to be doing their job, which I agree with, and that RN should not do the aids work, ok, I believe that to a certain extent too, but if they are busy and you are sitting and bed needs made, what is wrong with helping them out????????? They help us, so we can help them ! I will not stop doing that ! But he did change how we triage some, and it does seem to be working and after all are use to it and the bugs are worked out, I feel it will be better. I got a kick out of one nurse, as she goes up to the guy and says, you do know that we normally do not have this many nurses here daily? They have extra here to help with the changes, this is not normal for us!!! Good job, we all patted her on the back for that one !! He is not for lowering staff, but having what you need to do your job !!!! So we were glad to hear that !!! Landen is working on his two year old molars, two points of one have broken through, so that is a start! Beth is at school. The kids are in school too. So a pretty normal day around here. I still have this stupid cold, but my doctor did call an antibiotic in, so will start on that today ! Two weeks of this is more then enough for me ! It is really starting to wear me down ! I am ready for spring and summer! I feel better when it is warm !! It is getting to that time, so I had better go and get ready for work! Get this day started and pray it goes fast! We have been SO BUSY AND HECTIC that not too much of the day goes slowly ! Take care! Have a great day ! Behave yourselves!!! Debbie A Have a great day ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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