Fast Food jokes (Hey, nutrition advice isn't working)

[Guest guest]

*Haven't you ever had the urge to lose control when ordering that burrito or

burger and drink combo?* *MY NOTE: Since I don't order these but....

*

1. Ask for last months specials.

2. Place your order in three different languages if you don't know any, make

them up.

3. When they repeat your order totally change it. Repeat as desired.

4. Order a whopper from Mcs, when they say they don't have whoppers

insist that they do. If they still argue demand to see a manager then when

you talk to them order a normal meal and say I don't know what's up with

kids these days.

5. Go to any burger joint and order Chinese.

6. When ordering in the drive through, ask if its happy hour on draft beer.

7. In summer turn stereo up full volume to Christmas music while ordering in

drive through.

8. Drive in the drive through, park, then go inside and order.

9. Go through the drive through in reverse, again.

10. Wait for the busiest time of day, after paying get out of car, get jack

out of trunk and proceed to rotate tires.

11. Check oil in drive through, possibly touch up the windshield with some

glass cleaner.

12. Walk up to drive through window with hands in the air like your holding

onto a steering wheel.

13. Go through drive through and ask for directions to the place you're at.

14. Go through drive through naked, excluding the rabbit slippers of course!

15. Go inside and ask in a loud voice if they got rid of the E-Coli problems

they've been having

16. Argue with your passenger (that's not there) and continue until you pay.

17. When they ask if that will be all tell them to hold on, your dog won't

make up his mind.

18. After eating half your meal return it and say you got the wrong thing

and ask for a refund.

19. As you're pulling away and they say " Have a nice day! " (with that

retarded smile) put the car in reverse and ask them what the hell that's

supposed to mean.

20. Order something from one fast food place then go to another drive

through when they give you your food take one bite and say " No thank you

this tastes better (pointing to bag from other place), may i have my money

back. "

21. Play name that tune with person taking the order.

22. Pretend your deaf and order in sign language.

23. Go through Taco Bell order the 7 layer burrito. When they repeat your

order ask if each layer of the burrito is sold separately.

24. When they ask how you are today proceed by telling them about your

diarrhea problems, most likely due to the burger you bought from them

yesterday and the day before that.

25. Go through a drive through after they tell you to pull to the window

drive past it and go inside to get your order.

--

Ortiz, MS, RD

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