Funny Joke (bad word in it)

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The first grade class gathered around the teacher for a game of

" Guess the Animal. " The first picture the teacher held up was of a cat.

" Okay boys and girls, " she said brightly, " can anyone tell me what this is? "

" I know, I know, it's a cat! " yelled a little boy.

" Very good Eddie. Now, who knows what this animal is called? "

" That's a dog! " piped up the same little boy.

" Right again. And what animal is this? " she asked, holding up a picture of a

deer.

Silence fell over the class. After a minute or two, the teacher said,

" I'll give you a hint, children...it's something your mother calls your

father. "

" I know, I know, " screamed Eddie. " It's a ASSHOLE! "