Guest guest Posted September 12, 2002 Report Share Posted September 12, 2002 I've shared some of these bits with a couple of my very good friends, but now I am moved to let y'all know what fools we mortals be. <grin> On one of yesterday's nationwide TTY announcements, the lead sentence was: " THE FBI CURRENTLY POSSESSES NO SPECIFIC INTELLIGENCE " Of course it continued on the next lines with " REGARDING ADDITIONAL ATTACKS ON FOREST SERVICE FACILITIES. " But it cracked us up. Yesterday we were the " pivot " point of a bomb threat situation. The not-very-bright caller used a cell phone (so WE got him every single time he called back to snipe at the authorities. Dunno who he thought he was reaching, but he was suspicious about being transferred to the agency with jurisdiction). Basically, he said " we " had 30 minutes to evacuate a local, public high school before he " blew the M-Fer up. " [genteel abbreviation is mine] I got him first. A female officer on limited duty who's been assigned to our Comm Center for a few months was the other person staffing phones with me. We shared the responsibility of conversing with him several times, relaying information to the allied agency with jurisdiction over the specific high school. He didn't think much of us and used some rather vile language - which actually got to be rather funny. ESPECIALLY when he was asked why he wanted to blow up the school and what " statement " its destruction would make: " Because of 9/11 last year. " Oh? Why is that? What does [specific] High School have to do with 9/11 last year? " Because of the TeleBomb. " The who?!? Uh.. yup... he repeated it: " the Telebomb. " Kind of obvious he hadn't had much of an education beyond that specific public high school..... He kept calling us back to give us a minute-by-minute count-down. At the 3 minute mark, he suddenly decided to give us 11 more minutes; he claimed he could reset the radio controlled timer on the bomb. Which we " stupid bitches " would never find, he sneered. Well, we did have Caller ID...... Hehehehhehehhehe. Today the investigating officer called us - on 9-1-1 - using that particular cell phone, to confirm it was the same one. And the high school is still standing. Then there was our minute of radio silence - I have to admit this - which went very well, except for one slight problem. <ahem> The two dispatchers working the radios asked ME to do it ('cause they felt " odd " about it) and I set up at the third radio console where I was working as a call-taker. Somebody made a traffic stop just before the prescribed minute, and the dispatcher rushed to give back the info, then I was " on. " I simulcast on both our channels PLUS the " statewide division " channel for this area. Even picked up the repeaters that would reach units working in the far southern part of the county (since those far-rural officers often complain they feel " left out " ). Very professionally, I pre-alerted with the announcement, real cool and serious-like. After a full minute of radio silence on those channels, I " cleared " the frequencies again with the time. Both dispatchers turned to me and said, " See, that's why we wanted YOU to do it. That sounded really good! " <preen> And then I realized I hadn't plugged my headset jack into the radio. The one I was using to answer the phone.... I didn't switch over to the radio jack. Nobody heard a danged thing. Just open carrier for the pre-alert and ending announcement. I had NOT broadcast at all. The only people who were impressed were the ones in the Comm Center with me. And that lasted until I blurted out that I'd not been plugged in....... DANG that was a great " silent " minute! SO silent even the announcement was unheard!!!!!! It was " unheard " at the exact same time an allied agency consolidated Comm Center was broadcasting its solemn remembrance on multiple channels (law and fire at the same time). Our officers DID hear the carrier at the allotted time, and they did respect the full minute of silence, because they'd been briefed about it for a couple days. Plus they had scanners to hear those other agencies...... Ahh well. <giggling> Excellent method to ensure I never get too inflated an ego. Happy to be here, proud to serve. Olmstead Communications Supervisor ~on the Central California coastline~ " Not presumed to be an official statement of my employing agency. " Home E-mail: mailto:gryeyes@... http://www.gryeyes.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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