Re: One morereply to Akiba's clever post

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In Honor of Dopey PeopleTo: "MSersLife" & lt;MSersLife@ yahoogrou ps.com & gt;Date: Tuesday, June 3, 2008, 3:24 PMHmm... my favorite, and the most disconcerting, is the last.~~In Honour of Dopey People . . .Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --"Do not turn upside down."============ ========= =====On Sainsbury's peanuts --"Warning: contains nuts."============ ========= ======On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after takingthis medication."(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if wecould just get those 5year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)============ ========= =====On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding --"Product will

be hot after heating."============ ========= ==On a Sears hairdryer --Do not use while sleeping.============ ========= ========= ======On a bag of Fritos --You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.Details inside.(the shoplifter special?)============ ========= ======On a bar of Dial soap --"Directions:Use like regular soap."============ ========= =======On some Swanson frozen dinners --"Serving suggestion: Defrost."(but, it's just a suggestion.)============ ========= ===On packaging for a Rowenta iron --"Do not iron clothes on body."============ ========= =========On Nytol Sleep Aid --"Warning: May cause drowsiness."============ ========= =========On mostbrands of Christmas lights --"For indoor or outdoor use only."============ ========= =====On a Japanese food processor

--"Not to be used for the other use."============ ========= =========On an American Airlines packet of nuts --"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."============ ========= ======On a child's Superman costume --"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."============ ========= ===On a Swedish chainsaw --"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."