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LOLOL I think 's gift was funny, too. LOL

I used to own fake poop. I'd once scared the... well, you know lol... out of my Uncle when he "thought" a cat had pooed on the seat in his boat. He began such a fit over the idea. I put on a big Oh Good Grief, said I'd get it, reached down and picked it up. He went pale. LOL He's easy! LOLOL

Gag gifts and practical jokes are so much fun! My (almost 18) loves this kind of thing more than anyone, I think. And poor is the target more times than he'd like to be. LOL One of my favorites, as simple as it was, came on one of 's birthdays. All coffee cups had been moved to the oven and the cupboard was filled with rolls of toilet paper. Sleepy opened the cupboard in the morning and just stood there, trying to make sense of what he saw. LOL

Then there was the time rigged a big fake hairy spider to swing out of that cupboard. I thought I'd have to try to pick up off the floor. Ah, and my big strong husband is not a Spider Killer. That's my job. He's afraid of the things. LOL

Oh so many fun moments. Not as fun when it's me. I'm glad it's . LOLOL

When we go on our annual Family Camping Trip, there's always something to come and we expect it. Mostly it's for two of 's cousins, who are very easy to scare. Those girls are given such a rough time. One is so skittish she watched 's Dad put on a Halloween mask while we all sat around the fire one year. She turned away, then back, in less than a minute, and screamed when she saw him. LMHO With my sister-in-law added in the mix, there are more screams to be had. She's been off-limits in the past, but that's changing. hehe The older of 's cousins did much better last year, so it was her sister who got most of it.

Last year, with everyone at camp, my sister-in-law hadn't slept well. It was her first time in a tent and that didn't help her any. LOL One morning, very early (around 3:am ?), she'd woke to the sounds of a chainsaw in the woods. Others had heard it, too. Now who runs a chainsaw in the dark? This was enough to set her and others on edge a bit. lol That night everyone sat around the campfire. And "everyone" is close to thirty people. The skittish cousin was very aware of where everyone was, but she didn't notice when carried one of our sleeping girls to the tent. He and I, with , made plans. hehe got his chainsaw and snuck around to the "outside" of camp. The chainsaw hadn't been started that day, so it didn't run full and clean, but it didn't have to. LOL I hadn't heard it, I just saw my sister-in-law up and on the other side of the

group. She's fast! Then I saw the looks on everyone's faces who were sitting on 's side of camp. Heads turned, eyes huge, "what was that?!" "It's a chainsaw!" Screaming and thundering of feet as half the camp up and ran to the other side. People on the safe-side hadn't heard the chainsaw and were baffled. Young sat asking "what is that?", and her boyfriend Neil grabbed her by the shirt yelling "let's go!" and drug her to safety. And my sister sat next to me, looking out to the woods in the direction of the noise and then back to me, each time saying, "it's a chainsaw!" "It's a chainsaw!" "It's a chainsaw!" Each time she said it, it seemed all the more important. ROFL

I laughed so hard. LOLOL

The Family Camping Trip comes in October this year. Everyone is making plans... LOL

Challis

Re: Kate / Jjust stuff,kate babbling on/ChallisTo: MSersLife@yahoogrou ps.comDate: Sunday, July 20, 2008, 7:09 AM

For a few years now, I've told that at 40 men get a Prostate Exam. doesn't think that sounds like fun. lol He's told me "I'm not going!" And I've told him I already had it scheduled. LOL He told me he would only go to a doctor in a town far away, one he'd never met before and would never see again. LOL I told him our "friend" and doc was doing it. LOL On 's 39 birthday, he woke to find left him a message on the choreboard (a dry-erase board we have in the kitchen). wrote "365 days to go", then drew a hand with one enormous index finger pointing out. rofl I did finally let off the hook and told him it was his 50th birthday he'd need the exam. So my brother and his wife gave a large zip-bag (ziplock type bag) with latex gloves in it and wrote on the outside "Home Prostate Exam Kit". LMHO

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Challis

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Re: Kate / Jjust stuff,kate babbling on/ChallisTo: MSersLife@yahoogrou ps.comDate: Sunday, July 20, 2008, 7:09 AM

For a few years now, I've told that at 40 men get a Prostate Exam. doesn't think that sounds like fun. lol He's told me "I'm not going!" And I've told him I already had it scheduled. LOL He told me he would only go to a doctor in a town far away, one he'd never met before and would never see again. LOL I told him our "friend" and doc was doing it. LOL On 's 39 birthday, he woke to find left him a message on the choreboard (a dry-erase board we have in the kitchen). wrote "365 days to go", then drew a hand with one enormous index finger pointing out. rofl I did finally let off the hook and told him it was his 50th birthday he'd need the exam. So my brother and his wife gave a large zip-bag (ziplock type bag) with latex gloves in it and wrote on the outside "Home Prostate Exam Kit". LMHO

HUGS,

Challis

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ROFLMHO!!! Now that's funny! LOL

Challis

Re: Kate / Jjust stuff,kate babbling on/ChallisTo: MSersLife@yahoogrou ps.comDate: Sunday, July 20, 2008, 7:09 AM

For a few years now, I've told that at 40 men get a Prostate Exam. doesn't think that sounds like fun. lol He's told me "I'm not going!" And I've told him I already had it scheduled. LOL He told me he would only go to a doctor in a town far away, one he'd never met before and would never see again. LOL I told him our "friend" and doc was doing it. LOL On 's 39 birthday, he woke to find left him a message on the choreboard (a dry-erase board we have in the kitchen). wrote "365 days to go", then drew a hand with one enormous index finger pointing out. rofl I did finally let off the hook and told him it was his 50th birthday he'd need the exam. So my brother and his wife gave a large zip-bag (ziplock type bag) with latex gloves in it and wrote on the outside "Home Prostate Exam Kit". LMHO

HUGS,

Challis

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Chakkis did I miss your b-day? If so I am sorry and hope you had a great day.

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nne

ROFLMHO!!! Now that's funny! LOL

Challis

Re: Kate / Jjust stuff,kate babbling on/Challis

To: MSersLife@yahoogrou ps.comDate: Sunday, July 20, 2008, 7:09 AM

For a few years now, I've told that at 40 men get a Prostate Exam. doesn't think that sounds like fun. lol He's told me " I'm not going! " And I've told him I already had it scheduled. LOL He told me he would only go to a doctor in a town far away, one he'd never met before and would never see again. LOL I told him our " friend " and doc was doing it. LOL On 's 39 birthday, he woke to find left him a message on the choreboard (a dry-erase board we have in the kitchen). wrote " 365 days to go " , then drew a hand with one enormous index finger pointing out. rofl I did finally let off the hook and told him it was his 50th birthday he'd need the exam. So my brother and his wife gave a large zip-bag (ziplock type bag) with latex gloves in it and wrote on the outside " Home Prostate Exam Kit " . LMHO

HUGS,

Challis

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