Guest guest Posted April 13, 2001 Report Share Posted April 13, 2001 Here's a funny for today.... After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question, " When you're lying in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you? " The first guy immediately responds, " I would like to hear them say that I was one of the great doctors of my time, and a great family man. " The second guy says, " I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of tomorrow. " The last guy thinks for a moment, and then replies, " I guess I'd like to hear them say, 'Look, he's moving!' " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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