Guest guest Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008  A GOOD LAUGH Wife: "What are you doing?" Husband : Nothing. Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour." Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date." ------------------------------- Wife : "Do you want dinner?" Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?" Wife : "Yes or no." ------------------------------- Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?" Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, look at your picture and the problem disappears." Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?" Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?" -------------------------------------------------------- Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden." Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles." Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet." ------------------------------ Son: " Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady." Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing." Son: "But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap." ________________________________ A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!" ------------------------------------------------------------ Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever! The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning." ------------------------------- A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 Heh heh heh. Will save these for Himself when he wakes up! T in WY " You get a wonderful view from the point of no return... " http://practical-blackwork.blogspot.com http://www.flickr.com/photos/liadains_fancies A GOOD LAUGH A GOOD LAUGH <<<<<<<<snippage>>>>>>>>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Hi Anne Those jokes were priceless Thanks for sending them Subject: A GOOD LAUGHTo: "MSersLife egroup" <MSersLife >Date: Monday, October 13, 2008, 6:39 PM  A GOOD LAUGH Wife: "What are you doing?" Husband : Nothing. Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour." Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date." ------------ --------- --------- - Wife : "Do you want dinner?" Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?" Wife : "Yes or no." ------------ --------- --------- - Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?" Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, look at your picture and the problem disappears." Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?" Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden." Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles." Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet." ------------ --------- --------- Son: " Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady." Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing." Son: "But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap." ____________ _________ _________ __ A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --- Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever! The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning." ------------ --------- --------- - A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008  I have crazy sisters and a brother - this one is from a cousin - I have two with wierd sense of humor A GOOD LAUGHTo: "MSersLife egroup" <MSersLife >Date: Monday, October 13, 2008, 6:39 PM  A GOOD LAUGH Wife: "What are you doing?" Husband : Nothing. Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour." Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date." ------------ --------- --------- - Wife : "Do you want dinner?" Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?" Wife : "Yes or no." ------------ --------- --------- - Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?" Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, look at your picture and the problem disappears." Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?" Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden." Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles." Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet." ------------ --------- --------- Son: " Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady." Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing." Son: "But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap." ____________ _________ _________ __ A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --- Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever! The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning." ------------ --------- --------- - A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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