Three Women

[Guest guest]

Three Women Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one> engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for> drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted> towards how best to spice up their love lives.> > After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men> by engaging in some sexy role playing.> > The following week they met up again to compare notes.> > Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said,> 'Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my> boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the> other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on> was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He> was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk> right then an d there!'> > The engaged woman giggled and said, 'That's pretty> much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he> found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice,> black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we> not only made love all night, he wants to move up our wedding> date!> > The married woman put her glass down and said, 'I did a> lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay> over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and> then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather> bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch> stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. > When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and> the remote, sat down> and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?

[Guest guest]

LoL!!

Three Women

Three Women Three women

friends, one in a casual relationship, one

& gt; engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for

& gt; drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted

& gt; towards how best to spice up their love lives.

& gt;

& gt; After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men

& gt; by engaging in some sexy role playing.

& gt;

& gt; The following week they met up again to compare notes.

& gt;

& gt; Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said,

& gt; 'Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my

& gt; boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the

& gt; other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on

& gt; was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He

& gt; was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk

& gt; right then an d there!'

& gt;

& gt; The engaged woman giggled and said, 'That's pretty

& gt; much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he

& gt; found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice,

& gt; black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we

& gt; not only made love all night, he wants to move up our weddin

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& gt; date!

& gt;

& gt; The married woman put her glass down and said, 'I did a

& gt; lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay

& gt; over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and

& gt; then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather

& gt; bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch

& gt; stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask.

& gt; When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and

& gt; the remote, sat down

& gt; and yelled,

'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?

[Guest guest]

ROFL!

Even better is that I am "Batman" around here. Something that started back when I was baby-sitting. Now my girls call me Batman.

This was a great punchline, Akiba. LOLOL

<<'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?>>