Re: HOW TO CALL THE POLICE

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LoL! I loved it too! Thanks for sharing. Gives me an idea in case I ever

need them. They move reallyyyy slow out here.lol.

hugz,cassy

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

of Gold Coast, Australia was going up to bed when his

wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she

could see from the bedroom window. ( Boy does this sound familiar! )

opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there

were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked " Is someone in your house? " and he said

" no " . Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should

simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

said, " Okay, " hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police

again.

" Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people

stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them

now because I've just shot them. " Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an

ambulance showed up at the ' residence and caught the burglars

red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to : " I thought you said that you'd shot

them! "

said, " I thought you said there was nobody available! "

(True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people!!

      

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