Re: You know you have MS when...

January 18, 2008

I have not laughed that much in months, thanks, I really needed that...The bad thing is I can recall several different times where I have done these things..Val Lee wrote: I pulled this off of one of my friends blog entries. I thought it was pretty funny. True, but funny. Love and blessings... Val @};- You know you have MS when... Your four-year-old is better than you in memory games. You face-plant into the floor and only afterwards you think, gIfm falling!h You tell your daughter to go to bed (in the garage) at 9 PM. Youfre on the phone with a dear friend and canft remember who the heck she is. ___________________________________________________________________________ You pay the phone bill twice because you canft remember that you paid it the first time. (Yep, done that) You forget to pay the electric bill and your power gets turned off. You realize you sent the electric bill payment to the phone company. ___________________________________________________________________________ You call someone and by the time they answer the phone, you forgot who you called. You try to grease a skillet with g409 instead of gPam.h ___________________________________________________________________________ The bottoms of your feet are numb and you realize youfve been walking around without shoes on because you canft tell the difference. ___________________________________________________________________________ Your dog cleans up after you. ___________________________________________________________________________ You attempt to bake cookies, but you use wax paper instead of parchment paper. Even worse, you canft determine whatfs wrong until your cookies start to look like candles in the oven. Worst of all you have to call your mom to ask if you are able to cook in the oven with wax paper.

She thinks youfve lost your mind because youfve been baking cookies on parchment paper for years! _____________________________________________________________________________ You dice your fingers while washing knives in the sink. The water turns red and you havenft a clue why. _____________________________________________________________________________ Itfs easier to use gCharadesh because you just canft remember the words. (Fer shure) You hold a nail with one hand and a hammer with another. But by the time youfre ready to finally swing the hammer, youfve dropped the darn nailcagain.

_____________________________________________________________________________ You call your daughter and ask for directions and realize youfve already arrived at the location in question. _____________________________________________________________________________ You attempt to move your index finger and your pinky finger moves instead. You wash your hair with conditioner and THEN wash it with shampoo. _____________________________________________________________________________ You try to get your key into the door to

your apartment. You jam and slam and swear. Your neighbor opens the door from the inside to help you and you realize youfre breaking into the wrong place. _____________________________________________________________________________ You go to the store, turn around and realize youfre lost. You have to call your 16-year-old to come and find you. _____________________________________________________________________________ You have a college education, but when your doctor asks you to spell a simple, four-letter word, youfre speechless. Of course, you can easily shout out a four-letter word in reply. (Not necessarily the same one the doctor wanted to hear). _____________________________________________________________________________ You invite your guests to sit on the cake while you serve the couch. Your mom seeks out advice about Social Security from YOU. _____________________________________________________________________________ Buttons are useless, zippers are worse, so your whole wardrobe turns into elastic waists or Velcro. You have become jealous of how few times pregnant women go to the bathroom. You use body soap instead of body lotion and canft figure out why it wonft rub in. _____________________________________________________________________________ You map out everywhere you go based on how many public restrooms are along the way. You have to ask the dog where his leash is. _____________________________________________________________________________ You fail a test for intoxication and you havenft had a drink. YOU try to walk a straight line with MS! _____________________________________________________________________________ Your nine-year-old tucks you in bed and kisses you on the nose. Your 80-year-old mom jumps up from her seat and offers it to you. _____________________________________________________________________________ You point your keyless car entry button at the front door of your home and wonder why the door isnft beeping. _____________________________________________________________________________ Your Neuro asks you to look to the right and instead you look to the left. Or worse, you move your whole head instead of just your eyes. _____________________________________________________________________________ You start to take your meds and canft remember if you already took them. So you hunt to find the pamphlet that comes with the prescription so you know what to expect if you accidentally overdose. (I've done this so many times..) _____________________________________________________________________________ You do exactly what the instructions on the shampoo bottle read: gWash, rinse, repeath. But, you only do it because you canft remember what parts you have already done. ____________________________________________________________________________ You go to work with one shaved leg

because you forgot to shave the other. The next morning, you decide to shave the other leg to play catch-up only to find out that you re-shaved the same one again. _____________________________________________________________________________ You sleep in your work clothes because youfre just too darn tired to change into PJfs and then back into work clothes the next morning. _____________________________________________________________________________ Your 70-year-old father offers to let you borrow the cane he used after knee surgery, because it looks like you need it more than him. _____________________________________________________________________________ One of your students (worried about your eyesight) tapes paper over the overhead lights and you think youfve forgotten how to operate them. ______________________________________________________________________________ You refer to gswallowing a pillh as gswallowing a pillowh. Your childfs teacher corrects YOUR spelling in a note to her. You get excited when the weatherman says to expect gunseasonably cool weatherh. ______________________________________________________________________________ You show up to your job from four years ago, walk in the front door, and only then realize that youfve shown up at the wrong employer. ______________________________________________________________________________ And one of the best ways you know you have M.S. is when your teenager thanks YOU for doing some of the cooking and cleaning!Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin Crisp~ Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.

tiffany charmelle hester

Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now.

January 18, 2008

been there - done that - designed the tee shirt - and that was before I was diagnosed

Re: You know you have MS when...

I have not laughed that much in months, thanks, I really needed that...The bad thing is I can recall several different times where I have done these things..Val Lee <a1manlady> wrote:

I pulled this off of one of my friends blog entries. I thought it was pretty funny. True, but funny.

Love and blessings...

Val @};-

You know you have MS when...

Your four-year-old is better than you in memory games.

You face-plant into the floor and only afterwards you think, gIfm falling!h

You tell your daughter to go to bed (in the garage) at 9 PM.

Youfre on the phone with a dear friend and canft remember who the heck she is.

___________________________________________________________________________

You pay the phone bill twice because you canft remember that you paid it the first time. (Yep, done that)

You forget to pay the electric bill and your power gets turned off.

You realize you sent the electric bill payment to the phone company.

___________________________________________________________________________

You call someone and by the time they answer the phone, you forgot who you called.

You try to grease a skillet with g409 instead of gPam.h

___________________________________________________________________________

The bottoms of your feet are numb and you realize youfve been walking around without shoes on because you canft tell the difference.

___________________________________________________________________________

Your dog cleans up after you.

___________________________________________________________________________

You attempt to bake cookies, but you use wax paper instead of parchment paper. Even worse, you canft determine whatfs wrong until your cookies start to look like candles in the oven. Worst of all you have to call your mom to ask if you are able to cook in the oven with wax paper. She thinks youfve lost your mind because youfve been baking cookies on parchment paper for years!

_____________________________________________________________________________

You dice your fingers while washing knives in the sink. The water turns red and you havenft a clue why.

_____________________________________________________________________________

Itfs easier to use gCharadesh because you just canft remember the words. (Fer shure)

You hold a nail with one hand and a hammer with another. But by the time youfre ready to finally swing the hammer, youfve dropped the darn nailcagain.

_____________________________________________________________________________

You call your daughter and ask for directions and realize youfve already arrived at the location in question.

_____________________________________________________________________________

You attempt to move your index finger and your pinky finger moves instead.

You wash your hair with conditioner and THEN wash it with shampoo.

_____________________________________________________________________________

You try to get your key into the door to your apartment. You jam and slam and swear. Your neighbor opens the door from the inside to help you and you realize youfre breaking into the wrong place.

_____________________________________________________________________________

You go to the store, turn around and realize youfre lost. You have to call your 16-year-old to come and find you.

_____________________________________________________________________________

You have a college education, but when your doctor asks you to spell a simple, four-letter word, youfre speechless. Of course, you can easily shout out a four-letter word in reply. (Not necessarily the same one the doctor wanted to hear).

_____________________________________________________________________________

You invite your guests to sit on the cake while you serve the couch.

Your mom seeks out advice about Social Security from YOU.

_____________________________________________________________________________

Buttons are useless, zippers are worse, so your whole wardrobe turns into elastic waists or Velcro.

You have become jealous of how few times pregnant women go to the bathroom.

You use body soap instead of body lotion and canft figure out why it wonft rub in.

_____________________________________________________________________________

You map out everywhere you go based on how many public restrooms are along the way.

You have to ask the dog where his leash is.

_____________________________________________________________________________

You fail a test for intoxication and you havenft had a drink. YOU try to walk a straight line with MS!

_____________________________________________________________________________

Your nine-year-old tucks you in bed and kisses you on the nose.

Your 80-year-old mom jumps up from her seat and offers it to you.

_____________________________________________________________________________

You point your keyless car entry button at the front door of your home and wonder why the door isnft beeping.

_____________________________________________________________________________

Your Neuro asks you to look to the right and instead you look to the left. Or worse, you move your whole head instead of just your eyes.

_____________________________________________________________________________

You start to take your meds and canft remember if you already took them. So you hunt to find the pamphlet that comes with the prescription so you know what to expect if you accidentally overdose. (I've done this so many times..)

_____________________________________________________________________________

You do exactly what the instructions on the shampoo bottle read: gWash, rinse, repeath. But, you only do it because you canft remember what parts you have already done.

____________________________________________________________________________

You go to work with one shaved leg because you forgot to shave the other.

The next morning, you decide to shave the other leg to play catch-up only to find out that you re-shaved the same one again.

_____________________________________________________________________________

You sleep in your work clothes because youfre just too darn tired to change into PJfs and then back into work clothes the next morning.

_____________________________________________________________________________

Your 70-year-old father offers to let you borrow the cane he used after knee surgery, because it looks like you need it more than him.

_____________________________________________________________________________

One of your students (worried about your eyesight) tapes paper over the overhead lights and you think youfve forgotten how to operate them.

______________________________________________________________________________

You refer to gswallowing a pillh as gswallowing a pillowh.

Your childfs teacher corrects YOUR spelling in a note to her.

You get excited when the weatherman says to expect gunseasonably cool weatherh.

______________________________________________________________________________

You show up to your job from four years ago, walk in the front door, and only then realize that youfve shown up at the wrong employer.

______________________________________________________________________________

And one of the best ways you know you have M.S. is when your teenager thanks YOU for doing some of the cooking and cleaning!Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin Crisp~

Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.

tiffany charmelle hester

Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now.

No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.516 / Virus Database: 269.19.6/1230 - Release Date: 1/17/2008 4:59 PM

January 18, 2008

Val, I can relate to these. Once a few months ago I went shopping. I put the key in the van door and it wouldn't unlock the door. I got so frustrated and felt like uttering some swear words. I looked up and saw an elderly couple staring at me looking concerned. I tried the key again, then glanced inside and saw a diet coke can in the drink holder. My DH only drinks Diet Pepsi. It FINALLY dawned on me that it was the wrong van. The elderly couple started laughing, and I felt like an idiot. LOL. Val Lee wrote: I pulled this off of one of my friends blog entries. I thought it was pretty funny. True, but funny. Love and blessings... Val @};- You know you have MS when... Your four-year-old is better than you in memory games.

You face-plant into the floor and only afterwards you think, gIfm falling!h You tell your daughter to go to bed (in the garage) at 9 PM. Youfre on the phone with a dear friend and canft remember who the heck she is. ___________________________________________________________________________ You pay the phone bill twice because you canft remember that you paid it the first time. (Yep, done that) You forget to pay the electric bill and your power gets turned off. You realize you sent the electric bill payment to the phone company. ___________________________________________________________________________ You call someone and by the time they answer the phone, you forgot who you called. You try to grease a skillet with g409 instead of gPam.h ___________________________________________________________________________ The bottoms of your feet are numb and you realize youfve been walking around without shoes on because you canft tell the difference. ___________________________________________________________________________ Your dog cleans up after you. ___________________________________________________________________________ You attempt to bake cookies, but you use wax paper instead of parchment paper. Even worse, you canft determine whatfs wrong until your cookies start to look like candles in the oven. Worst of all you have to call your mom to ask if you are able to cook in the oven with wax paper. She thinks youfve lost your mind because youfve been baking cookies on parchment paper for years! _____________________________________________________________________________ You dice your fingers while washing knives in the sink. The water turns red and you havenft

a clue why. _____________________________________________________________________________ Itfs easier to use gCharadesh because you just canft remember the words. (Fer shure) You hold a nail with one hand and a hammer with another. But by the time youfre ready to finally swing the hammer, youfve dropped the darn nailcagain. _____________________________________________________________________________ You call your daughter and ask for directions and realize youfve already arrived at the location in question. _____________________________________________________________________________ You attempt to move your index finger and your pinky finger moves instead. You wash your hair with conditioner and THEN wash it with shampoo. _____________________________________________________________________________ You try to get your key into the door to your apartment. You jam and slam and swear. Your neighbor opens the door from the inside to help you and you realize youfre breaking into the wrong place. _____________________________________________________________________________ You go to the store, turn around and realize youfre lost. You have to call your 16-year-old to come and find you. _____________________________________________________________________________ You have a college education, but when your doctor asks you to spell a simple, four-letter word, youfre speechless. Of course, you can easily shout out a four-letter word in reply. (Not necessarily the same one the doctor wanted to hear). _____________________________________________________________________________ You invite your guests to sit on the cake while you serve the couch. Your mom seeks out advice about Social Security from YOU. _____________________________________________________________________________ Buttons are useless, zippers are worse, so your whole wardrobe turns into elastic waists or Velcro. You have become jealous of how few times pregnant women go to the bathroom. You use body soap instead of body lotion and canft figure out why it wonft rub in. _____________________________________________________________________________ You map out everywhere you go based on how many public restrooms are along the way. You have to ask the dog where his leash is. _____________________________________________________________________________ You fail a test for intoxication and you havenft had a drink. YOU try to walk a straight line with MS! _____________________________________________________________________________ Your nine-year-old tucks you in bed and kisses you on the nose. Your 80-year-old mom jumps up from her seat and offers it to you. _____________________________________________________________________________ You point your keyless car entry button at the front door of your

home and wonder why the door isnft beeping. _____________________________________________________________________________ Your Neuro asks you to look to the right and instead you look to the left. Or worse, you move your whole head instead of just your eyes. _____________________________________________________________________________ You start to take your meds and canft remember if you already took them. So you hunt to find the pamphlet that comes with the prescription so you know what to expect if you accidentally overdose. (I've done this so many times..) _____________________________________________________________________________ You do exactly what the instructions on the shampoo bottle read: gWash, rinse, repeath. But, you only do it because you canft remember what parts you have already done. ____________________________________________________________________________ You go to work with one shaved leg because you forgot to shave the other. The next morning, you decide to shave the other leg to play catch-up only to find out that you re-shaved the same one again. _____________________________________________________________________________ You sleep in your work clothes because youfre just too darn tired to change into PJfs and then back into work clothes the next morning. _____________________________________________________________________________ Your 70-year-old father offers to let you borrow the cane he used after knee surgery, because it looks like you need it more than him. _____________________________________________________________________________ One of your students (worried about your

eyesight) tapes paper over the overhead lights and you think youfve forgotten how to operate them. ______________________________________________________________________________ You refer to gswallowing a pillh as gswallowing a pillowh. Your childfs teacher corrects YOUR spelling in a note to her. You get excited when the weatherman says to expect gunseasonably cool weatherh. ______________________________________________________________________________ You show up to your job from four years ago, walk in the front door, and only then realize that youfve shown up at the wrong

employer. ______________________________________________________________________________ And one of the best ways you know you have M.S. is when your teenager thanks YOU for doing some of the cooking and cleaning!Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin Crisp~ Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage. Blessings, Trista 'If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.'~ Reagan'When fascism comes it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross'... (Sinclair ) ~ Ron

Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.

January 18, 2008

Val,

Thanks for these. Yesterday, I tried to start my car

with my son's car key. I just wouldn't start. The

key would go in but it wouldn't turn. It took several

minutes before I figured out what was wrong, then I

started laughing. My kids, who were in the car with

me, chimed, " Oh Mom " then they laughed too.

There's been many times when I've forgotten to rinse

the conditioner out of my hair.

People I recognize are always saying hello to me. I

know that I'm supposed to know who they are, but I

can't for the life of me think of a name to go with

the face.

I can certainly relate to many of these. Thanks,

again for sharing.

Donna in WA

--- Val Lee wrote:

> I pulled this off of one of my friends blog entries.

> I thought it was pretty funny. True, but funny.

> Love and blessings...

> Val @};-

<HTML>

<A HREF= " http://pets.care2.com/i?p=628786495 " >Join Care2.com's Race for

Pets!</A>

</HTML>

________________________________________________________________________________\

____

Looking for last minute shopping deals?

Find them fast with Yahoo! Search.

http://tools.search.yahoo.com/newsearch/category.php?category=shopping

January 19, 2008

Whoa, Trista!~ I thought I was the only one who did things like that. I went to the store with my daughter one day. She drove. When we came out of the store, I started to get in someone else's van. I was so embarrassed. I was reading through this entry again. I wonder why some of the words came out looking so odd. Makes for some hard reading. It wasn't like that when I posted it. Love and blessings.. ValTrista wrote: Val, I can relate to these. Once a few months ago I went shopping. I put the key in the van door and it wouldn't unlock the door. I got so frustrated and felt like uttering some swear words. I looked up and saw an elderly couple staring at me looking concerned. I tried the key again, then glanced inside and saw a diet coke can in the drink holder. My DH only drinks Diet Pepsi. It FINALLY dawned on me that it was the wrong van. The elderly couple started laughing, and I felt like an idiot. LOL. Val Lee

<a1manlady> wrote: I pulled this off of one of my friends blog entries. I thought it was pretty funny. True, but funny. Love and blessings... Val @};- You know you have MS when... Your four-year-old is better than you in memory games. You

face-plant into the floor and only afterwards you think, gIfm falling!h You tell your daughter to go to bed (in the garage) at 9 PM. Youfre on the phone with a dear friend and canft remember who the heck she is. ___________________________________________________________________________ You pay the phone bill twice because you canft remember that you paid it the first time. (Yep, done that) You forget to pay the electric bill and your power gets turned off. You realize you sent the electric bill payment to the phone company. ___________________________________________________________________________ You call someone and by the time they answer the phone, you forgot who you called. You try to grease a skillet with g409 instead of gPam.h ___________________________________________________________________________ The bottoms of your feet are numb and you realize youfve been walking around without shoes on because you canft tell the difference. ___________________________________________________________________________ Your dog cleans up after you. ___________________________________________________________________________ You attempt to bake cookies, but you use wax paper instead of parchment paper. Even worse, you canft determine whatfs wrong until your cookies start to look like candles in the oven. Worst of all you have to call your mom to ask if you are able to cook in the oven with wax paper. She thinks youfve lost your mind because youfve been baking cookies on parchment paper for years! _____________________________________________________________________________ You dice your fingers while washing knives in the sink. The water turns red and you havenft a clue why.

_____________________________________________________________________________ Itfs easier to use gCharadesh because you just canft remember the words. (Fer shure) You hold a nail with one hand and a hammer with another. But by the time youfre ready to finally swing the hammer, youfve dropped the darn nailcagain. _____________________________________________________________________________ You call your daughter and ask for directions and realize youfve already arrived at the location in question. _____________________________________________________________________________ You attempt to move your index finger and your pinky finger moves instead. You wash your hair with conditioner and THEN wash it with shampoo. _____________________________________________________________________________ You try to get your key into the door to your apartment. You jam and slam and swear. Your neighbor opens the door from the inside to help you and you realize youfre breaking into the wrong place. _____________________________________________________________________________ You go to the store, turn around and realize youfre lost. You have to call your 16-year-old to come and find you. _____________________________________________________________________________ You have a college education, but when your doctor asks you to spell a simple, four-letter word, youfre speechless. Of course, you can easily shout out a four-letter word in reply. (Not necessarily the same one the doctor wanted to hear). _____________________________________________________________________________ You invite your guests to sit on the cake while you serve the couch. Your mom seeks out advice about Social Security from YOU.

_____________________________________________________________________________ Buttons are useless, zippers are worse, so your whole wardrobe turns into elastic waists or Velcro. You have become jealous of how few times pregnant women go to the bathroom. You use body soap instead of body lotion and canft figure out why it wonft rub in. _____________________________________________________________________________ You map out everywhere you go based on how many public restrooms are along the way. You have to ask the dog where his leash is.

_____________________________________________________________________________ You fail a test for intoxication and you havenft had a drink. YOU try to walk a straight line with MS! _____________________________________________________________________________ Your nine-year-old tucks you in bed and kisses you on the nose. Your 80-year-old mom jumps up from her seat and offers it to you. _____________________________________________________________________________ You point your keyless car entry button at the front

door of your home and wonder why the door isnft beeping. _____________________________________________________________________________ Your Neuro asks you to look to the right and instead you look to the left. Or worse, you move your whole head instead of just your eyes. _____________________________________________________________________________ You start to take your meds and canft remember if you already took them. So you hunt to find the pamphlet that comes with the prescription so you know what to expect if you accidentally overdose. (I've done this so many times..) _____________________________________________________________________________ You do exactly what the instructions on the shampoo bottle read: gWash, rinse, repeath. But, you only do it because you canft remember what parts you have already done. ____________________________________________________________________________ You go to work with one shaved leg because you forgot to shave the other. The next morning, you decide to shave the other leg to play catch-up only to find out that you re-shaved the same one again. _____________________________________________________________________________ You sleep in your work clothes because youfre just too darn tired to change into PJfs and then back into work clothes the next morning. _____________________________________________________________________________ Your 70-year-old father offers to let you borrow the cane he used after knee surgery, because it looks like you need it more than him. _____________________________________________________________________________ One of your students (worried about your

eyesight) tapes paper over the overhead lights and you think youfve forgotten how to operate them. ______________________________________________________________________________ You refer to gswallowing a pillh as gswallowing a pillowh. Your childfs teacher corrects YOUR spelling in a note to her. You get excited when the weatherman says to expect gunseasonably cool weatherh. ______________________________________________________________________________ You show up to your job from four years ago, walk in the front door, and only then realize that youfve shown up at the wrong

employer. ______________________________________________________________________________ And one of the best ways you know you have M.S. is when your teenager thanks YOU for doing some of the cooking and cleaning!Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin Crisp~ Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage. Blessings, Trista 'If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.'~ Reagan'When fascism comes it will be

wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross'... (Sinclair ) ~ Ron Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage. Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin Crisp~

Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.

January 19, 2008

I could relate to quite a few of these. In fact, if I had a good enough memory, I'm sure I could come up with a list of my own. LOL Love and blessings... Val wrote: Val,Thanks for these. Yesterday, I tried to start my carwith my son's car key. I just wouldn't start. Thekey would go in but it wouldn't

turn. It took severalminutes before I figured out what was wrong, then Istarted laughing. My kids, who were in the car withme, chimed, "Oh Mom" then they laughed too.There's been many times when I've forgotten to rinsethe conditioner out of my hair. People I recognize are always saying hello to me. Iknow that I'm supposed to know who they are, but Ican't for the life of me think of a name to go withthe face.I can certainly relate to many of these. Thanks,again for sharing.Donna in WA--- Val Lee <a1manlady> wrote:> I pulled this off of one of my friends blog entries.> I thought it was pretty funny. True, but funny. > Love and blessings...> Val @};-<HTML><A HREF="http://pets.care2.com/i?p=628786495">Join Care2.com's Race for

Pets!</A></HTML>__________________________________________________________Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search. http://tools.search.yahoo.com/newsearch/category.php?category=shoppingEuphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin Crisp~

Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.

January 19, 2008

Since November my sisters have been finishing my sentences - I just loose what I am saying - I take 3 - 5 tries to get something done - I needed a good laugh.

Re: You know you have MS when...

Val,Thanks for these. Yesterday, I tried to start my carwith my son's car key. I just wouldn't start. Thekey would go in but it wouldn't turn. It took severalminutes before I figured out what was wrong, then Istarted laughing. My kids, who were in the car withme, chimed, "Oh Mom" then they laughed too.There's been many times when I've forgotten to rinsethe conditioner out of my hair. People I recognize are always saying hello to me. Iknow that I'm supposed to know who they are, but Ican't for the life of me think of a name to go withthe face.I can certainly relate to many of these. Thanks,again for sharing.Donna in WA--- Val Lee <a1manlady> wrote:> I pulled this off of one of my friends blog entries.> I thought it was pretty funny. True, but funny. > Love and blessings...> Val @};-<HTML><A HREF="http://pets.care2.com/i?p=628786495">Join Care2.com's Race for Pets!</A></HTML>__________________________________________________________Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search. http://tools.search.yahoo.com/newsearch/category.php?category=shopping

No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.516 / Virus Database: 269.19.6/1230 - Release Date: 1/17/2008 4:59 PM

January 19, 2008

that's why I have Support the troops stickers on the car and a brown Stetson in the back window - well, I had to personalize it - d'you know how many white Ford escort there are down here

Re: You know you have MS when...

I could relate to quite a few of these. In fact, if I had a good enough memory, I'm sure I could come up with a list of my own. LOL

Love and blessings...

Val <*)))><Donna <djnova50> wrote:

Val,Thanks for these. Yesterday, I tried to start my carwith my son's car key. I just wouldn't start. Thekey would go in but it wouldn't turn. It took severalminutes before I figured out what was wrong, then Istarted laughing. My kids, who were in the car withme, chimed, "Oh Mom" then they laughed too.There's been many times when I've forgotten to rinsethe conditioner out of my hair. People I recognize are always saying hello to me. Iknow that I'm supposed to know who they are, but Ican't for the life of me think of a name to go withthe face.I can certainly relate to many of these. Thanks,again for sharing.Donna in WA--- Val Lee <a1manlady> wrote:> I pulled this off of one of my friends blog entries.> I thought it was pretty funny. True, but funny. > Love and blessings...> Val @};-<HTML><A HREF="http://pets.care2.com/i?p=628786495">Join Care2.com's Race for Pets!</A></HTML>__________________________________________________________Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search. http://tools.search.yahoo.com/newsearch/category.php?category=shoppingEuphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin Crisp~

Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.

No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.516 / Virus Database: 269.19.6/1230 - Release Date: 1/17/2008 4:59 PM

January 19, 2008

At least I'm in good company! LOL.Val Lee wrote: Whoa, Trista!~ I thought I was the only one who did things like that. I went to the store with my daughter one day. She drove. When we came out of the store, I started to get in someone else's van. I was so embarrassed. I was reading through this entry again. I wonder why some of

the words came out looking so odd. Makes for some hard reading. It wasn't like that when I posted it. Love and blessings.. ValTrista <tabeloe37> wrote: Val, I can relate to these. Once a few months ago I went shopping. I put the key in the van door and it wouldn't unlock the door. I got so frustrated and felt like uttering some swear words. I looked up and saw an elderly couple staring at me looking concerned. I tried the key again, then glanced inside and saw a diet coke can in the drink holder. My DH only drinks Diet Pepsi. It FINALLY dawned on me that it was the wrong van. The elderly couple started laughing, and I felt like an idiot. LOL. Val Lee <a1manlady> wrote: I pulled this off of one of my friends blog entries. I thought it was pretty funny. True, but funny. Love and blessings... Val @};- You know you have MS when... Your four-year-old is better than you in memory games. You face-plant into the floor and only afterwards you think, gIfm falling!h You tell your daughter to go to bed (in the garage) at 9 PM. Youfre on the phone with a dear friend and canft remember who the heck she is. ___________________________________________________________________________ You pay the phone bill twice because you canft remember that you paid it the first time. (Yep, done that) You forget to pay the electric bill and

your power gets turned off. You realize you sent the electric bill payment to the phone company. ___________________________________________________________________________ You call someone and by the time they answer the phone, you forgot who you called. You try to grease a skillet with g409 instead of gPam.h ___________________________________________________________________________ The bottoms of your feet are numb and you realize youfve been walking around without shoes on because you canft tell the difference.

___________________________________________________________________________ Your dog cleans up after you. ___________________________________________________________________________ You attempt to bake cookies, but you use wax paper instead of parchment paper. Even worse, you canft determine whatfs wrong until your cookies start to look like candles in the oven. Worst of all you have to call your mom to ask if you are able to cook in the oven with wax paper. She thinks youfve lost your mind because youfve been baking cookies on parchment paper for years! _____________________________________________________________________________ You dice your fingers while washing knives in the sink. The water turns red and you havenft a clue why. _____________________________________________________________________________ Itfs easier to use gCharadesh because you just canft remember the words. (Fer shure) You hold a nail with one hand and a hammer with another. But by the time youfre ready to finally swing the hammer, youfve dropped the darn nailcagain. _____________________________________________________________________________ You call your daughter and ask for directions and realize youfve already arrived at the location in question. _____________________________________________________________________________ You attempt to move your index finger and your pinky finger moves instead. You wash your hair with conditioner and THEN wash it with shampoo. _____________________________________________________________________________ You try to get your key into the door to your apartment. You

jam and slam and swear. Your neighbor opens the door from the inside to help you and you realize youfre breaking into the wrong place. _____________________________________________________________________________ You go to the store, turn around and realize youfre lost. You have to call your 16-year-old to come and find you. _____________________________________________________________________________ You have a college education, but when your doctor asks you to spell a simple, four-letter word, youfre speechless. Of course, you can easily shout out a four-letter word in reply. (Not necessarily the same one the doctor wanted to hear). _____________________________________________________________________________ You invite your guests to sit on the cake while you serve the couch. Your mom seeks out advice about Social Security from YOU. _____________________________________________________________________________ Buttons are useless, zippers are worse, so your whole wardrobe turns into elastic waists or Velcro. You have become jealous of how few times pregnant women go to the bathroom. You use body soap instead of body lotion and canft figure out why it wonft rub in. _____________________________________________________________________________ You map out everywhere you go based on how many public restrooms are along the way. You have to ask the dog where his leash is. _____________________________________________________________________________ You fail a test for intoxication and you havenft had a drink. YOU try to walk a straight line with MS! _____________________________________________________________________________ Your nine-year-old tucks you in bed and kisses you on the nose. Your 80-year-old mom jumps up from her seat and offers it to you. _____________________________________________________________________________ You point your keyless car entry button at the front door of your home and wonder why the door isnft beeping. _____________________________________________________________________________ Your Neuro asks you to look to the right and instead you look to the left. Or worse, you move your whole head instead of just your eyes. _____________________________________________________________________________ You start to take your meds and canft remember if you already took them. So you hunt to find the pamphlet that comes with the prescription so you know what to expect if you accidentally overdose. (I've done this so many times..) _____________________________________________________________________________ You do exactly what the instructions on the shampoo bottle read: gWash, rinse, repeath. But, you only do it because you canft remember what parts you have already done. ____________________________________________________________________________ You go to work with

one shaved leg because you forgot to shave the other. The next morning, you decide to shave the other leg to play catch-up only to find out that you re-shaved the same one again. _____________________________________________________________________________ You sleep in your work clothes because youfre just too darn tired to change into PJfs and then back into work clothes the next morning. _____________________________________________________________________________ Your 70-year-old father offers to let you borrow the cane he used after knee surgery, because it looks like you need

it more than him. _____________________________________________________________________________ One of your students (worried about your eyesight) tapes paper over the overhead lights and you think youfve forgotten how to operate them. ______________________________________________________________________________ You refer to gswallowing a pillh as gswallowing a pillowh. Your childfs teacher corrects YOUR spelling in a note to her. You get excited when the weatherman says to expect gunseasonably cool weatherh. ______________________________________________________________________________ You show up to your job from four years ago, walk in the front door, and only then realize that youfve shown up at the wrong employer. ______________________________________________________________________________ And one of the best ways you know you have M.S. is when your teenager thanks YOU for doing some of the cooking and cleaning!Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin Crisp~ Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage. Blessings, Trista 'If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.'~ Reagan'When fascism comes it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross'... (Sinclair ) ~ Ron Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage. Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin Crisp~ Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage. Blessings, Trista 'If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.'~ Reagan'When fascism comes it will be wrapped in a flag

and carrying a cross'... (Sinclair ) ~ Ron

Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.

January 19, 2008

This morning I told my toddler to put on his seat belt. Do I sound like a good mom? I was trying to tell him to put on his pull up. Anne Whitworth wrote: that's why I have Support the troops stickers on the car and a brown Stetson in the back window - well, I had to personalize it - d'you know how many white Ford escort there are down here Re: You know you have MS when... I could relate to quite a few of these. In fact, if I had a good enough memory, I'm sure I could come up with a list of my own. LOL Love and blessings... Val <*)))><Donna <djnova50> wrote: Val,Thanks for these. Yesterday, I tried to start my carwith my son's car key. I just wouldn't start. Thekey would go in but it wouldn't turn. It took severalminutes before I figured out what was wrong, then Istarted laughing. My kids, who were in the car withme, chimed, "Oh Mom" then they laughed too.There's been many times when I've forgotten to rinsethe conditioner out of my hair. People I recognize are always saying hello to me. Iknow that I'm supposed to know who they are, but Ican't for the life of me think of a name to go withthe face.I can certainly relate to many of these. Thanks,again for sharing.Donna in WA--- Val Lee <a1manlady>

wrote:> I pulled this off of one of my friends blog entries.> I thought it was pretty funny. True, but funny. > Love and blessings...> Val @};-<HTML><A HREF="http://pets.care2.com/i?p=628786495">Join Care2.com's Race for Pets!</A></HTML>__________________________________________________________Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search. http://tools.search.yahoo.com/newsearch/category.php?category=shoppingEuphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin Crisp~ Never miss a thing. Make

Yahoo your homepage. No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.516 / Virus Database: 269.19.6/1230 - Release Date: 1/17/2008 4:59 PM Blessings, Trista 'If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.'~ Reagan'When fascism comes it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross'... (Sinclair ) ~ Ron

Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.

January 19, 2008

LoL! Trista you made me smile BIG! Lol. I always do things like this.

My 4 yr.old dosnt really notice but my 9yr.old always looks at me funny

and corrects me then laughs.lol.

hugz,cassy

Re: You know you have MS when...

This morning I told my toddler to put on his seat belt. Do I sound like

a good mom? I was trying to tell him to put on his pull up.

Anne Whitworth net> wrote: that's why I have Support the troops

stickers on the car and a brown Stetson in the back window - well, I

had to personalize it - d'you know how many white Ford escort there are

down here

Re: You know you have MS when...

I could relate to quite a few of these. In fact, if I had a good

enough memory, I'm sure I could come up with a list of my own. LOL

Love and blessings... Val

Donna djnova50@...> wrote: Val,

Thanks for these. Yesterday, I tried to start my car

with my son's car key. I just wouldn't start. The

key would go in but it wouldn't turn. It took several

minutes before I figured out what was wrong, then I

started laughing. My kids, who were in the car with

me, chimed, " Oh Mom " then they laughed too.

There's been many times when I've forgotten to rinse

the conditioner out of my hair.

People I recognize are always saying hello to me. I

know that I'm supposed to know who they are, but I

can't for the life of me think of a name to go with

the face.

I can certainly relate to many of these. Thanks,

again for sharing.

Donna in WA

--- Val Lee a1manlady@...>

wrote:

> I pulled this off of one of my friends blog entries.

> I thought it was pretty funny. True, but funny.

> Love and blessings...

> Val @};-

http://pets.care2.com/i?p=628786495 " >Join Care2.com's Race for Pets!

__________________________________________________________

Looking for last minute shopping deals?

Find them fast with Yahoo! Search.

http://tools.search.yahoo.com/newsearch/category.php?category=shopping

Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin

Crisp~ Never miss a thing. Make

Yahoo your homepage. No virus found in this incoming message.

Checked by AVG Free Edition.

Version: 7.5.516 / Virus Database: 269.19.6/1230 - Release Date:

1/17/2008 4:59 PM

Blessings, Trista

'If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a

nation gone under.'

~ Reagan

'When fascism comes it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a

cross'... (Sinclair ) ~ Ron

Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.

#AOLMsgPart_2_d52a876c-244f-4759-b205-b9846695a3b9

________________________________________________________________________

More new features than ever. Check out the new AOL Mail ! -

http://webmail.aol.com

January 19, 2008

My whole family thinks I'm crazy. LOL. A common one is when I say "go take out the gate", or "go close the trash". I hate it, but they are amused. LOL. payngabby@... wrote: LoL! Trista you made me smile BIG! Lol. I always do things like this. My 4 yr.old dosnt really notice but my 9yr.old always looks at me funny and corrects me then laughs.lol.hugz,cassy Re: You know you have MS when...This morning I told my toddler to put on his seat belt. Do I sound like a good mom? I was trying to tell him to put on his pull up.Anne Whitworth net> wrote: that's why I have Support the troops stickers on the car and a brown Stetson in the back window - well, I had to personalize it - d'you know how many white Ford escort there are down here Re: You know you have MS when...I could relate to quite a few of these. In fact, if I had a good enough memory, I'm sure I could come up with a list of my own. LOL Love and blessings... ValDonna djnova50> wrote: Val,Thanks for these. Yesterday, I tried to start my carwith my son's car key. I just wouldn't start. Thekey would go in but it wouldn't turn. It took severalminutes before I figured out what was wrong, then Istarted laughing. My kids, who were in the car withme, chimed, "Oh Mom" then they laughed too.There's been many times when I've forgotten to rinsethe conditioner out of my hair.People I recognize are always saying hello to me. Iknow that I'm supposed to know who they are, but Ican't for the life of me think of a name to go withthe face.I can certainly relate to many of these. Thanks,again for sharing.Donna in WA--- Val Lee a1manlady>wrote:> I pulled this off of one of my friends blog entries.> I thought it was pretty funny.

True, but funny.> Love and blessings...> Val @};-http://pets.care2.com/i?p=628786495">Join Care2.com's Race for Pets!__________________________________________________________Looking for last minute shopping deals?Find them fast with Yahoo! Search. http://tools.search.yahoo.com/newsearch/category.php?category=shoppingEuphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin Crisp~ Never miss a thing. MakeYahoo your homepage. No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG Free Edition.Version: 7.5.516 / Virus Database: 269.19.6/1230 - Release Date: 1/17/2008 4:59 PMBlessings, Trista'If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone

under.'~ Reagan'When fascism comes it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross'... (Sinclair ) ~ Ron Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.#AOLMsgPart_2_d52a876c-244f-4759-b205-b9846695a3b9#AOLMsgPart_2_d52a876c-244f-4759-b205-b9846695a3b9#AOLMsgPart_2_d52a876c-244f-4759-b205-b9846695a3b9__________________________________________________________More new features than ever. Check out the new AOL Mail ! - http://webmail.aol.comBlessings, Trista 'If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.'~ Reagan'When fascism comes it will be wrapped in a flag

and carrying a cross'... (Sinclair ) ~ Ron

Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search.

January 19, 2008

LoL! Lol. How funny. My daughter gets a real kick when I tell her to go

put her back on.lol.lol. Of course I mean jacket and it jus comes out

that way.lol. Maybe Im thinkn backpack and only back comes. Either way

she thinks im crazy. Or sometimes if I yell for 1 of the girls and the

other 1 is by me I will yell the wrong name.lol.lol.

hugz,cassy

Re: You know you have MS when...

This morning I told my toddler to put on his seat belt. Do I sound like

a good mom? I was trying to tell him to put on his pull up.

Anne Whitworth net> wrote: that's why I have Support the troops

stickers on the car and a brown Stetson in the back window - well, I

had to personalize it - d'you know how many white Ford escort there are

down here

Re: You know you have MS when...

I could relate to quite a few of these. In fact, if I had a good

enough memory, I'm sure I could come up with a list of my own. LOL

Love and blessings... Val

Donna djnova50@...> wrote: Val,

Thanks for these. Yesterday, I tried to start my car

with my son's car key. I just wouldn't start. The

key would go in but it wouldn't turn. It took several

minutes before I figured out what was wrong, then I

started laughing. My kids, who were in the car with

me, chimed, " Oh Mom " then they laugh

ed too.

There's been many times when I've forgotten to rinse

the conditioner out of my hair.

People I recognize are always saying hello to me. I

know that I'm supposed to know who they are, but I

can't for the life of me think of a name to go with

the face.

I can certainly relate to many of these. Thanks,

again for sharing.

Donna in WA

--- Val Lee a1manlady@...>

wrote:

> I pulled this off of one of my friends blog entries.

> I thought it was pretty funny.

True, but funny.

> Love and blessings...

> Val @};-

http://pets.care2.com/i?p=628786495 " >Join Care2.com's Race for Pets!

__________________________________________________________

Looking for last minute shopping deals?

Find them fast with Yahoo! Search.

http://tools.search.yahoo.com/newsearch/category.php?category=shopping

Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin

Crisp~ Never miss a thing. Make

Yahoo your homepage. No virus found in this incoming message.

Checked by AVG Free Edition.

Version: 7.5.516 / Virus Database: 269.19.6/1230 - Release Date:

1/17/2008 4:59 PM

Blessings, Trista

'If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a

nation gone

under.'

~ Reagan

'When fascism comes it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a

cross'... (Sinclair ) ~ Ron

Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.

#AOLMsgPart_2_d52a876c-244f-4759-b205-b9846695a3b9

__________________________________________________________

More new features than ever. Check out the new AOL Mail ! -

http://webmail.aol.com

Blessings, Trista

'If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a

nation gone under.'

~ Reagan

'When fascism comes it will be wrapped in a flag

and carrying a cross'... (Sinclair ) ~ Ron

Looking for last minute shopping deals?

Find them fast with Yahoo! Search.

#AOLMsgPart_2_ed72830d-7c0a-40ab-83cc-ec797c058095

________________________________________________________________________

More new features than ever. Check out the new AOL Mail ! -

http://webmail.aol.com

January 19, 2008

Anne~ Nobody tries to finish my sentences. They just get frustrated and start prodding. "Why did you stop talking in the middle of what you were saying? Come on finish what you're saying" My reply is, "I forgot". Then they either laugh, or they'll go ahead and start another subject. What makes me the most angry is when I'm talking and someone interrupts me. Not just because it's rude, but because If I don't have a chance to finish, it won't get said. I'll just forget what I was saying, and sometimes it's something important. Love and blessings... ValAnne Whitworth wrote: Since November my sisters have been finishing my sentences - I just loose what I am saying - I take 3 - 5 tries to get something done - I needed a good laugh. Re: You know you have MS when... Val,Thanks for these. Yesterday, I tried to start my carwith my son's car key. I just wouldn't start. Thekey would go in but it wouldn't turn. It took severalminutes before I figured out what was wrong, then Istarted laughing. My kids, who were in the car withme, chimed, "Oh Mom" then they laughed too.There's been many times when I've forgotten to rinsethe conditioner out of my hair. People I recognize are always saying hello to me. Iknow that I'm supposed to know who they are, but Ican't for the life of me think of a name to go withthe face.I can certainly relate to many of these. Thanks,again for

sharing.Donna in WA--- Val Lee <a1manlady> wrote:> I pulled this off of one of my friends blog entries.> I thought it was pretty funny. True, but funny. > Love and blessings...> Val @};-<HTML><A HREF="http://pets.care2.com/i?p=628786495">Join Care2.com's Race for Pets!</A></HTML>__________________________________________________________Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search. http://tools.search.yahoo.com/newsearch/category.php?category=shopping No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG Free

Edition. Version: 7.5.516 / Virus Database: 269.19.6/1230 - Release Date: 1/17/2008 4:59 PM Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin Crisp~

Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.

January 19, 2008

LoL Val! Thats funny! My mom has done this before except she jus tried

getn in the car. I always hate when I wave at someone that I think I

know who they are or think there waving to me.lol. And there not. Gotta

do that half wave thing and once I realize it Use my hand for sumthn

else like I new what I was doin the whole time.lol.lol.

hugz,cassy

Re: You know you have MS when...

Whoa, Trista!~ I thought I was the only one who did things like that.

I went to the store with my daughter one day. She drove. When we came

out of the store, I started to get in someone else's van. I was so

embarrassed. I was reading through this entry again. I wonder why

some of the words came out looking so odd. Makes for some hard reading.

It wasn't like that when I posted it. Love and blessings.. Val

Trista com> wrote: Val, I can relate to these. Once a few months

ago I went shopping. I put the key in the van door and it wouldn't

unlock the door. I got so frustrated and felt like uttering some swear

words. I looked up and saw an elderly couple staring at me looking

concerned. I tried the key again, then glanced inside and saw a diet

coke can in the drink holder. My DH only drinks Diet Pepsi. It FINALLY

dawned on me that it was the wrong van. The elderly couple started

laughing, and I felt like an idiot. LOL.

Val Lee

com> wrote: I pulled this off of one of my friends blog

entries. I thought it was pretty funny. True, but funny. Love and

blessings... Val @};- You know you have MS when... Your

four-year-old is better than you in memory games. You

face-plant into the floor and only afterwards you think, ÂgIÂfm

falling!Âh You tell your daughter to go to bed (in the garage) at 9

PM.

YouÂfre on the phone with a dear friend and canÂft remember who the

heck she is.

_________________________________________________________________________

__ You pay the phone bill twice because you canÂft remember that you

paid it the first time. (Yep, done that) You forget to pay the

electric bill and your power gets turned off. You realize you sent the

electric bill payment to the phone company.

_________________________________________________________________________

__ You call someone and by the time they answer the phone, you forgot

who you called. You try to grease a skillet with Âg409ÂÂ instead of

ÂgPam.Âh

_________________________________________________________________________

__ The bottoms of your feet are numb and you realize youÂfve

been walking around without shoes on because you canÂft tell the

difference.

_________________________________________________________________________

__ Your dog cleans up after you.

_________________________________________________________________________

__ You attempt to bake cookies, but you use wax paper instead of

parchment paper. Even worse, you canÂft determine whatÂfs wrong until

your cookies start to look like candles in the oven. Worst of all you

have to call your mom to ask if you are able to cook in the oven with

wax paper. She thinks youÂfve lost your mind because youÂfve been

baking cookies on parchment paper for years!

_________________________________________________________________________

____ You dice your fingers while washing knives in the sink. The water

turns red and you havenÂft a clue why.

_________________________________________________________________________

____ ItÂfs easier to use ÂgCharadesÂh because you just canÂft remember

the words. (Fer shure)

You hold a nail with one hand and a hammer with another. But by the

time youÂfre ready to finally swing the hammer, youÂfve dropped the

darn nailÂcagain.

_________________________________________________________________________

____ You call your daughter and ask for directions and realize youÂfve

already arrived at the location in question.

_________________________________________________________________________

____ You attempt to move your index finger and your pinky finger moves

instead. You wash your hair with conditioner and THEN wash it with

shampoo.

_________________________________________________________________________

____ You try to get your key into the door to your apartment. You jam

and slam and swear. Your neighbor opens the door from the inside to

help you and you realize youÂfre breaking into the wrong place.

_________________________________________________________________________

____ You go to the store, turn around and realize youÂfre lost. You

have to call your 16-year-old to come and find you.

_________________________________________________________________________

____ You have a college education, but when your doctor asks you to

spell a simple, four-letter word, youÂfre speechless. Of course, you

can easily shout out a four-letter word in reply. (Not necessarily the

same one the doctor wanted to hear).

_________________________________________________________________________

____ You invite your guests to sit on the cake while you serve the

couch.

Your mom seeks out advice about Social Security from YOU.

_________________________________________________________________________

____ Buttons are useless, zippers are worse, so your whole wardrobe

turns into elastic waists or Velcro. You have become jealous of how

few times pregnant women go to the bathroom. You use body soap

instead of body lotion and canÂft figure out why it wonÂft rub in.

_________________________________________________________________________

____ You map out everywhere you go based on how many public restrooms

are along the way. You have to ask the dog where his leash is.

_________________________________________________________________________

____ You fail a test for intoxication and you havenÂft had a drink.

YOU try to walk a straight line with MS!

_________________________________________________________________________

____ Your nine-year-old tucks you in bed and kisses you on the nose.

Your 80-year-old mom jumps up from her seat and offers it to you.

_________________________________________________________________________

____ You point your keyless car entry button at the front

door of your home and wonder why the door isnÂft beeping.

_________________________________________________________________________

____ Your Neuro asks you to look to the right and instead you look to

the left. Or worse, you move your whole head instead of just your eyes.

_________________________________________________________________________

____ You start to take your meds and canÂft remember if you already

took them. So you hunt to find the pamphlet that comes with the

prescription so you know what to expect if you accidentally overdose.

(I've done this so many times..)

_________________________________________________________________________

____ You do exactly what the instructions on the shampoo bottle

read: ÂgWash, rinse, repeatÂh. But, you only do it because you canÂft

remember what parts you have already done.

_________________________________________________________________________

___ You go to work with one shaved leg because you forgot to shave the

other. The next morning, you decide to shave the other leg to play

catch-up only to find out that you re-shaved the same one again.

_________________________________________________________________________

____ You sleep in your work clothes because youÂfre just too darn

tired to change into PJÂfs and then back into work clothes the next

morning.

_________________________________________________________________________

____ Your 70-year-old father offers to let you borrow the cane he used

after knee surgery, because it looks like you need it more than him.

_________________________________________________________________________

____ One of your students (worried about your

eyesight) tapes paper over the overhead lights and you think youÂfve

forgotten how to operate them.

_________________________________________________________________________

_____ You refer to Âgswallowing a pillÂh as Âgswallowing a pillowÂh.

Your childÂfs teacher corrects YOUR spelling in a note to her. You get

excited when the weatherman says to expect Âgunseasonably cool

weatherÂh.

_________________________________________________________________________

_____ You show up to your job from four years ago, walk in the front

door, and only then realize that youÂfve shown up at the wrong

employer.

_________________________________________________________________________

_____ And one of the best ways you know you have M.S. is when your

teenager thanks YOU for doing some of the cooking and cleaning!

Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin

Crisp~ Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.

Blessings, Trista

'If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a

nation gone under.'

~ Reagan

'When fascism comes it will be

wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross'... (Sinclair ) ~ Ron

Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.

Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin

Crisp~

Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.

#AOLMsgPart_2_35f0b936-031f-4351-bde7-72790ee3fcd8

________________________________________________________________________

More new features than ever. Check out the new AOL Mail ! -

http://webmail.aol.com

January 19, 2008

Cassy, I've done that one too. But, it's kinda hard to play it off, isn't it. I mean where do you go? From a half wave to a...Still looks awkward, doesn't it? LOL Love and blessings... Valpayngabby@... wrote: LoL Val! Thats funny! My mom has done this before except she jus tried getn

in the car. I always hate when I wave at someone that I think I know who they are or think there waving to me.lol. And there not. Gotta do that half wave thing and once I realize it Use my hand for sumthn else like I new what I was doin the whole time.lol.lol.hugz,cassy Re: You know you have MS when...Whoa, Trista!~ I thought I was the only one who did things like that. I went to the store with my daughter one day. She drove. When we came out of the store, I started to get in someone else's van. I was so embarrassed. I was reading through this entry again. I wonder why some of the words came out looking so odd. Makes for some hard reading. It wasn't like

that when I posted it. Love and blessings.. ValTrista com> wrote: Val, I can relate to these. Once a few months ago I went shopping. I put the key in the van door and it wouldn't unlock the door. I got so frustrated and felt like uttering some swear words. I looked up and saw an elderly couple staring at me looking concerned. I tried the key again, then glanced inside and saw a diet coke can in the drink holder. My DH only drinks Diet Pepsi. It FINALLY dawned on me that it was the wrong van. The elderly couple started laughing, and I felt like an idiot. LOL.Val Leecom> wrote: I pulled this off of one of my friends blog entries. I thought it was pretty funny. True, but funny. Love and blessings... Val @};- You know you have MS when... Your four-year-old is better than you in memory games. Youface-plant into the floor and only afterwards you think, gIfm falling!h You tell your daughter to go to bed

(in the garage) at 9 PM.Youfre on the phone with a dear friend and canft remember who the heck she is. ____________________________________________________________ You pay the phone bill twice because you canft remember that you paid it the first time. (Yep, done that) You forget to pay the electric bill and your power gets turned off. You realize you sent the electric bill payment to the phone company. ____________________________________________________________ You call someone and by the time they answer the phone, you forgot who you called. You try to grease a skillet with g409 instead of gPam.h____________________________________________________________ The bottoms of your feet are numb and you realize youfve been walking around without shoes on because you canft tell the difference.

____________________________________________________________ Your dog cleans up after you. ____________________________________________________________ You attempt to bake cookies, but you use wax paper instead of parchment paper. Even worse, you canft determine whatfs wrong until your cookies start to look like candles in the oven. Worst of all you have to call your mom to ask if you are able to cook in the oven with wax paper. She thinks youfve lost your mind because youfve been baking cookies on parchment paper for years! ______________________________________________________________ You dice your fingers while washing knives in the sink. The water turns red and you havenft a clue why.______________________________________________________________ Itfs easier to use gCharadesh because

you just canft remember the words. (Fer shure)You hold a nail with one hand and a hammer with another. But by the time youfre ready to finally swing the hammer, youfve dropped the darn nailcagain. ______________________________________________________________ You call your daughter and ask for directions and realize youfve already arrived at the location in question. ______________________________________________________________ You attempt to move your index finger and your pinky finger moves instead. You wash your hair with conditioner and THEN wash it with shampoo. ______________________________________________________________ You try to get your key into the door to your apartment. You jam and slam and swear. Your neighbor opens the door from the inside to help you and you realize youfre breaking into the wrong

place. ______________________________________________________________ You go to the store, turn around and realize youfre lost. You have to call your 16-year-old to come and find you. ______________________________________________________________ You have a college education, but when your doctor asks you to spell a simple, four-letter word, youfre speechless. Of course, you can easily shout out a four-letter word in reply. (Not necessarily the same one the doctor wanted to hear). ______________________________________________________________ You invite your guests to sit on the cake while you serve the couch.Your mom seeks out advice about Social Security from YOU.______________________________________________________________ Buttons are useless, zippers are worse, so your whole wardrobe

turns into elastic waists or Velcro. You have become jealous of how few times pregnant women go to the bathroom. You use body soap instead of body lotion and canft figure out why it wonft rub in. ______________________________________________________________ You map out everywhere you go based on how many public restrooms are along the way. You have to ask the dog where his leash is.______________________________________________________________ You fail a test for intoxication and you havenft had a drink. YOU try to walk a straight line with MS! ______________________________________________________________ Your nine-year-old tucks you in bed and kisses you on the nose. Your 80-year-old mom jumps up from her seat and offers it to you.

______________________________________________________________ You point your keyless car entry button at the frontdoor of your home and wonder why the door isnft beeping. ______________________________________________________________ Your Neuro asks you to look to the right and instead you look to the left. Or worse, you move your whole head instead of just your eyes. ______________________________________________________________ You start to take your meds and canft remember if you already took them. So you hunt to find the pamphlet that comes with the prescription so you know what to expect if you accidentally overdose. (I've done this so many times..) ______________________________________________________________ You do exactly what the instructions on the shampoo bottle read: gWash,

rinse, repeath. But, you only do it because you canft remember what parts you have already done. _____________________________________________________________ You go to work with one shaved leg because you forgot to shave the other. The next morning, you decide to shave the other leg to play catch-up only to find out that you re-shaved the same one again. ______________________________________________________________ You sleep in your work clothes because youfre just too darn tired to change into PJfs and then back into work clothes the next morning. ______________________________________________________________ Your 70-year-old father offers to let you borrow the cane he used after knee surgery, because it looks like you need it more than him.

______________________________________________________________ One of your students (worried about youreyesight) tapes paper over the overhead lights and you think youfve forgotten how to operate them. _______________________________________________________________ You refer to gswallowing a pillh as gswallowing a pillowh. Your childfs teacher corrects YOUR spelling in a note to her. You get excited when the weatherman says to expect gunseasonably cool weatherh. _______________________________________________________________ You show up to your job from four years ago, walk in the front door, and only then realize that youfve shown up at the wrongemployer. _______________________________________________________________ And one of the best ways you know you have M.S. is when your

teenager thanks YOU for doing some of the cooking and cleaning!Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin Crisp~ Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.Blessings, Trista'If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.'~ Reagan'When fascism comes it will bewrapped in a flag and carrying a cross'... (Sinclair ) ~ Ron Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin Crisp~Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.#AOLMsgPart_2_35f0b936-031f-4351-bde7-72790ee3fcd8#AOLMsgPart_2_35f0b936-031f-4351-bde7-72790ee3fcd8#AOLMsgPart_2_35f0b936-031f-4351-bde7-72790ee3fcd8__________________________________________________________More new

features than ever. Check out the new AOL Mail ! - http://webmail.aol.comEuphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin Crisp~

Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.

January 19, 2008

LoL.LOL! Ya. We can always brush are hair back like thats what we were

doin the whole time.lol.lol. Can ya tell im talkn from experience.?lol.

Re: You know you have MS when...

Whoa, Trista!~ I thought I was the only one who did things like that.

I went to the store with my daughter one day. She drove. When we came

out of the store, I started to get in someone else's van. I was so

embarrassed. I was reading through this entry again. I wonder why

some of the words came out looking so odd. Makes for some hard reading.

It wasn't like

that when I posted it. Love and blessings.. Val

Trista com> wrote: Val, I can relate to these. Once a few months

ago I went shopping. I put the key in the van door and it wouldn't

unlock the door. I got so frustrated and felt like uttering some swear

words. I looked up and saw an elderly couple staring at me looking

concerned. I tried the key again, then glanced inside and saw a diet

coke can in the drink holder. My DH only drinks Diet Pepsi. It FINALLY

dawned on me that it was the wrong van. The elderly couple started

laughing, and I felt like an idiot. LOL.

Val Lee

com> wrote: I pulled this off of one of my friends blog

entries. I thought it was pretty funny. True, but funny. Love and

blessings... Val @};- You know you have MS when... Your

four-year-old is better than you in memory games. You

face-plant into the floor and only afterwards you think, ÂgIÂfm

falling!Âh You tell your daughter to go to bed

(in the garage) at 9

PM.

YouÂfre on the phone with a dear friend and canÂft remember who the

heck she is.

__________________________________________________________

__ You pay the phone bill twice because you canÂft remember that you

paid it the first time. (Yep, done that) You forget to pay the

electric bill and your power gets turned off. You realize you sent the

electric bill payment to the phone company.

__________________________________________________________

__ You call someone and by the time they answer the phone, you forgot

who you called. You try to grease a skillet with Âg409ÂÂ instead of

ÂgPam.Âh

__________________________________________________________

__ The bottoms of your feet are numb and you realize youÂfve

been walking around without shoes on because you canÂft tell the

difference.

__________________________________________________________

__ Your dog cleans up after you.

__________________________________________________________

__ You attempt to bake cookies, but you use wax paper instead of

parchment paper. Even worse, you canÂft determine whatÂfs wrong until

your cookies start to look like candles in the oven. Worst of all you

have to call your mom to ask if you are able to cook in the oven with

wax paper. She thinks youÂfve lost your mind because youÂfve been

baking cookies on parchment paper for years!

__________________________________________________________

____ You dice your fingers while washing knives in the sink. The water

turns red and you havenÂft a clue why.

__________________________________________________________

____ ItÂfs easier to use ÂgCharadesÂh because

you just canÂft remember

the words. (Fer shure)

You hold a nail with one hand and a hammer with another. But by the

time youÂfre ready to finally swing the hammer, youÂfve dropped the

darn nailÂcagain.

__________________________________________________________

____ You call your daughter and ask for directions and realize youÂfve

already arrived at the location in question.

__________________________________________________________

____ You attempt to move your index finger and your pinky finger moves

instead. You wash your hair with conditioner and THEN wash it with

shampoo.

__________________________________________________________

____ You try to get your key into the door to your apartment. You jam

and slam and swear. Your neighbor opens the door from the inside to

help you and you realize youÂfre breaking into the wrong

place.

__________________________________________________________

____ You go to the store, turn around and realize youÂfre lost. You

have to call your 16-year-old to come and find you.

__________________________________________________________

____ You have a college education, but when your doctor asks you to

spell a simple, four-letter word, youÂfre speechless. Of course, you

can easily shout out a four-letter word in reply. (Not necessarily the

same one the doctor wanted to hear).

__________________________________________________________

____ You invite your guests to sit on the cake while you serve the

couch.

Your mom seeks out advice about Social Security from YOU.

__________________________________________________________

____ Buttons are useless, zippers are worse, so your whole wardrobe

turns into elastic waists or Velcro. You have become jealous of how

few times pregnant women go to the bathroom. You use body soap

instead of body lotion and canÂft figure out why it wonÂft rub in.

__________________________________________________________

____ You map out everywhere you go based on how many public restrooms

are along the way. You have to ask the dog where his leash is.

__________________________________________________________

____ You fail a test for intoxication and you havenÂft had a drink.

YOU try to walk a straight line with MS!

__________________________________________________________

____ Your nine-year-old tucks you in bed and kisses you on the nose.

Your 80-year-old mom jumps up from her seat and offers it to you.

__________________________________________________________

____ You point your keyless car entry button at the front

door of your home and wonder why the door isnÂft beeping.

__________________________________________________________

____ Your Neuro asks you to look to the right and instead you look to

the left. Or worse, you move your whole head instead of just your eyes.

__________________________________________________________

____ You start to take your meds and canÂft remember if you already

took them. So you hunt to find the pamphlet that comes with the

prescription so you know what to expect if you accidentally overdose.

(I've done this so many times..)

__________________________________________________________

____ You do exactly what the instructions on the shampoo bottle

read: ÂgWash,

rinse, repeatÂh. But, you only do it because you canÂft

remember what parts you have already done.

__________________________________________________________

___ You go to work with one shaved leg because you forgot to shave the

other. The next morning, you decide to shave the other leg to play

catch-up only to find out that you re-shaved the same one again.

__________________________________________________________

____ You sleep in your work clothes because youÂfre just too darn

tired to change into PJÂfs and then back into work clothes the next

morning.

__________________________________________________________

____ Your 70-year-old father offers to let you borrow the cane he used

after knee surgery, because it looks like you need it more than him.

__________________________________________________________

____ One of your students (worried about your

eyesight) tapes paper over the overhead lights and you think youÂfve

forgotten how to operate them.

__________________________________________________________

_____ You refer to Âgswallowing a pillÂh as Âgswallowing a pillowÂh.

Your childÂfs teacher corrects YOUR spelling in a note to her. You get

excited when the weatherman says to expect Âgunseasonably cool

weatherÂh.

__________________________________________________________

_____ You show up to your job from four years ago, walk in the front

door, and only then realize that youÂfve shown up at the wrong

employer.

__________________________________________________________

_____ And one of the best ways you know you have M.S. is when your

teenager thanks YOU for doing some of the cooking and cleaning!

Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin

Crisp~ Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.

Blessings, Trista

'If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a

nation gone under.'

~ Reagan

'When fascism comes it will be

wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross'... (Sinclair ) ~ Ron

Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.

Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin

Crisp~

Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.

#AOLMsgPart_2_35f0b936-031f-4351-bde7-72790ee3fcd8

__________________________________________________________

More new

features than ever. Check out the new AOL Mail ! -

http://webmail.aol.com

Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin

Crisp~

Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.

#AOLMsgPart_2_24389000-5956-4b15-bba8-eda2cfa09516

________________________________________________________________________

More new features than ever. Check out the new AOL Mail ! -

http://webmail.aol.com

January 19, 2008

LOL, Yepper! LOLOL Love, Valpayngabby@... wrote: LoL.LOL! Ya. We can always brush are hair back like thats what we were doin the whole time.lol.lol. Can ya tell im talkn from experience.?lol. Re: You know you have MS when...Whoa, Trista!~ I thought I was the only one who did things like that.I went to the store with my daughter one day. She drove. When we cameout of the store, I started to get in someone else's van. I was soembarrassed. I was reading through this entry again. I wonder whysome of the words came out looking so odd. Makes for some hard reading.It wasn't likethat when I posted it. Love and blessings.. ValTrista com> wrote: Val, I can relate to these. Once a few monthsago I went shopping. I put the key in the van door and it wouldn'tunlock the door. I got so frustrated and felt like uttering some swearwords. I looked up and saw an elderly couple staring at me lookingconcerned. I tried the key again, then glanced inside and saw a dietcoke can in

the drink holder. My DH only drinks Diet Pepsi. It FINALLYdawned on me that it was the wrong van. The elderly couple startedlaughing, and I felt like an idiot. LOL.Val Leecom> wrote: I pulled this off of one of my friends blogentries. I thought it was pretty funny. True, but funny. Love andblessings... Val @};- You know you have MS when... Yourfour-year-old is better than you in memory games. Youface-plant into the floor and only afterwards you think, gIfmfalling!h You tell your daughter to go to bed(in the garage) at 9PM.Youfre on the phone with a dear friend and canft remember who theheck she is.____________________________________________________________ You pay the phone bill twice because you canft remember that youpaid it the first time. (Yep, done that) You forget to pay theelectric bill and your power gets turned off. You realize you sent theelectric

bill payment to the phone company.____________________________________________________________ You call someone and by the time they answer the phone, you forgotwho you called. You try to grease a skillet with g409 instead ofgPam.h____________________________________________________________ The bottoms of your feet are numb and you realize youfvebeen walking around without shoes on because you canft tell thedifference.____________________________________________________________ Your dog cleans up after you.____________________________________________________________ You attempt to bake cookies, but you use wax paper instead ofparchment paper. Even worse, you canft determine whatfs wrong untilyour cookies start to look like candles in the oven. Worst of all youhave to call your

mom to ask if you are able to cook in the oven withwax paper. She thinks youfve lost your mind because youfve beenbaking cookies on parchment paper for years!______________________________________________________________ You dice your fingers while washing knives in the sink. The waterturns red and you havenft a clue why.______________________________________________________________ Itfs easier to use gCharadesh becauseyou just canft rememberthe words. (Fer shure)You hold a nail with one hand and a hammer with another. But by thetime youfre ready to finally swing the hammer, youfve dropped thedarn nailcagain.______________________________________________________________ You call your daughter and ask for directions and realize youfvealready arrived at the location in

question.______________________________________________________________ You attempt to move your index finger and your pinky finger movesinstead. You wash your hair with conditioner and THEN wash it withshampoo.______________________________________________________________ You try to get your key into the door to your apartment. You jamand slam and swear. Your neighbor opens the door from the inside tohelp you and you realize youfre breaking into the wrongplace.______________________________________________________________ You go to the store, turn around and realize youfre lost. Youhave to call your 16-year-old to come and find you.______________________________________________________________ You have a college education, but when your doctor asks you tospell a simple, four-letter word,

youfre speechless. Of course, youcan easily shout out a four-letter word in reply. (Not necessarily thesame one the doctor wanted to hear).______________________________________________________________ You invite your guests to sit on the cake while you serve thecouch.Your mom seeks out advice about Social Security from YOU.______________________________________________________________ Buttons are useless, zippers are worse, so your whole wardrobeturns into elastic waists or Velcro. You have become jealous of howfew times pregnant women go to the bathroom. You use body soapinstead of body lotion and canft figure out why it wonft rub in.______________________________________________________________ You map out everywhere you go based on how many public restroomsare along the way. You have to ask the dog where his leash

is.______________________________________________________________ You fail a test for intoxication and you havenft had a drink.YOU try to walk a straight line with MS!______________________________________________________________ Your nine-year-old tucks you in bed and kisses you on the nose.Your 80-year-old mom jumps up from her seat and offers it to you.______________________________________________________________ You point your keyless car entry button at the frontdoor of your home and wonder why the door isnft beeping.______________________________________________________________ Your Neuro asks you to look to the right and instead you look tothe left. Or worse, you move your whole head instead of just your

eyes.______________________________________________________________ You start to take your meds and canft remember if you alreadytook them. So you hunt to find the pamphlet that comes with theprescription so you know what to expect if you accidentally overdose.(I've done this so many times..)______________________________________________________________ You do exactly what the instructions on the shampoo bottleread: gWash,rinse, repeath. But, you only do it because you canftremember what parts you have already done._____________________________________________________________ You go to work with one shaved leg because you forgot to shave theother. The next morning, you decide to shave the other leg to playcatch-up only to find out that you re-shaved the same one

again.______________________________________________________________ You sleep in your work clothes because youfre just too darntired to change into PJfs and then back into work clothes the nextmorning.______________________________________________________________ Your 70-year-old father offers to let you borrow the cane he usedafter knee surgery, because it looks like you need it more than him.______________________________________________________________ One of your students (worried about youreyesight) tapes paper over the overhead lights and you think youfveforgotten how to operate them._______________________________________________________________ You refer to gswallowing a pillh as gswallowing a pillowh.Your childfs teacher corrects YOUR spelling in a note to her. You

getexcited when the weatherman says to expect gunseasonably coolweatherh._______________________________________________________________ You show up to your job from four years ago, walk in the frontdoor, and only then realize that youfve shown up at the wrongemployer._______________________________________________________________ And one of the best ways you know you have M.S. is when yourteenager thanks YOU for doing some of the cooking and cleaning!Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~QuentinCrisp~ Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.Blessings, Trista'If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be anation gone under.'~ Reagan'When fascism comes it will bewrapped in a flag and carrying a cross'... (Sinclair ) ~ Ron Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your

homepage.Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~QuentinCrisp~Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.#AOLMsgPart_2_35f0b936-031f-4351-bde7-72790ee3fcd8#AOLMsgPart_2_35f0b936-031f-4351-bde7-72790ee3fcd8#AOLMsgPart_2_35f0b936-031f-4351-bde7-72790ee3fcd8__________________________________________________________More newfeatures than ever. Check out the new AOL Mail ! -http://webmail.aol.comEuphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin Crisp~Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your

homepage.#AOLMsgPart_2_24389000-5956-4b15-bba8-eda2cfa09516#AOLMsgPart_2_24389000-5956-4b15-bba8-eda2cfa09516#AOLMsgPart_2_24389000-5956-4b15-bba8-eda2cfa09516__________________________________________________________More new features than ever. Check out the new AOL Mail ! - http://webmail.aol.comEuphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin Crisp~

Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.

January 19, 2008

ROFL...Appearently, there's a bunch of black Ford Explorers as well. That's what my daughter drives. I'll just walk up to any black SUV looking vehicle, assuming it's hers and try to get in. I need to tell her to personalize it just for me. LOL...Like that's gonna happen. Love and blessings... ValAnne Whitworth wrote: that's why I have Support the troops stickers on the car and a brown Stetson in the back window - well, I had to personalize it - d'you know how many white Ford escort there are down here Re: You know you have MS when... I could relate to quite a few of these. In fact,

if I had a good enough memory, I'm sure I could come up with a list of my own. LOL Love and blessings... Val <*)))><Donna <djnova50> wrote: Val,Thanks for these. Yesterday, I tried to start my carwith my son's car key. I just wouldn't start. Thekey would go in but it wouldn't turn. It took severalminutes before I figured out what was wrong, then Istarted laughing. My kids, who were in the car withme, chimed, "Oh Mom" then they laughed too.There's been many times when I've forgotten to rinsethe conditioner out of my hair. People I recognize are always saying hello to me. Iknow that I'm supposed to

know who they are, but Ican't for the life of me think of a name to go withthe face.I can certainly relate to many of these. Thanks,again for sharing.Donna in WA--- Val Lee <a1manlady> wrote:> I pulled this off of one of my friends blog entries.> I thought it was pretty funny. True, but funny. > Love and blessings...> Val @};-<HTML><A HREF="http://pets.care2.com/i?p=628786495">Join Care2.com's Race for Pets!</A></HTML>__________________________________________________________Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search. http://tools.search.yahoo.com/newsearch/category.php?category=shoppingEuphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin Crisp~ Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage. No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.516 / Virus Database: 269.19.6/1230 - Release Date: 1/17/2008 4:59 PM Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin Crisp~

Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now.

January 19, 2008

after all these years they are used to me and can finish them - they understand and its okay with me - without there support I would be a mess - my birth certificate family doesn't give a damn

Re: You know you have MS when...

Val,Thanks for th! ese. Yesterday, I tried to start my carwith my son's car key. I just wouldn't start. Thekey would go in but it wouldn't turn. It took severalminutes before I figured out what was wrong, then Istarted laughing. My kids, who were in the car withme, chimed, "Oh Mom" then they laughed too.There's been many times when I've forgotten to rinsethe conditioner out of my hair. People I recognize are always saying hello to me. Iknow that I'm supposed to know who they are, but Ican't for the life of me think of a name to go withthe face.I can certainly relate to many of these. Thanks,again for sharing.Donna in WA--- Val Lee <a1manlady> wrote:> I pulled this off of one of my friends blog entries.> I thought it was pretty funny. True, but funny. > Love and blessings...> Val @};-<HTML><A HREF="http://pets.care2.com/i?p=628786495">Join Care2.com's Race for Pets!</A></HTML>__________________________________________________________Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search. http://tools.search.yahoo.com/newsearch/category.php?category=shopping

No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.516 / Virus Database: 269.19.6/1230 - Release Date: 1/17/2008 4:59 PM

Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin Crisp~

Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.

No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.516 / Virus Database: 269.19.7/1232 - Release Date: 1/18/2008 7:32 PM

January 19, 2008

How about a squirrel tail on the antenna - not many of those around - even in a Wal Mart parking lot

Re: You know you have MS when...

I could relate to quite a few of ! these. In fact, if I had a good enough memory, I'm sure I could come up with a list of my own. LOL

Love and blessings...

Val <*)))><Donna <djnova50> wrote:

Val,Thanks for these. Yesterday, I tried to start my carwith my son's car key. I just wouldn't start. Thekey would go in but it wouldn't turn. It took severalminutes before I figured out what was wrong, then Istarted laughing. My kids, who were in the car withme, chimed, "Oh Mom" then they laughed too.There's been many times when I've forgotten to rinsethe conditioner out of my hair. People I recognize are always saying hello to me. Iknow that I'm su! pposed to know who they are, but Ican't for the life of me think of a name to go withthe face.I can certainly relate to many of these. Thanks,again for sharing.Donna in WA--- Val Lee <a1manlady> wrote:> I pulled this off of one of my friends blog entries.> I thought it was pretty funny. True, but funny. > Love and blessings...> Val @};-<HTML><A HREF="http://pets.care2.com/i?p=628786495">Join Care2.com's Race for Pets!</A></HTML>__________________________________________________________Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search. http://tools.search.yahoo.com/newsearch/category.php?c! ategory=shoppingEuphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin Crisp~

Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.

No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.516 / Virus Database: 269.19.6/1230 - Release Date: 1/17/2008 4:59 PM

Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin Crisp~

Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now.

No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.516 / Virus Database: 269.19.7/1232 - Release Date: 1/18/2008 7:32 PM

January 19, 2008

Yeah, I know what you mean. You know the saying...Blood it thicker than water? Well, I have a saying for a lot of people in my family....Mud is thicker than blood! Love and blessings... Val wrote: after all these years they are used to me and can finish them - they understand

and its okay with me - without there support I would be a mess - my birth certificate family doesn't give a damn Re: You know you have MS when... Val,Thanks for th! ese. Yesterday, I tried to start my carwith my son's car key. I just wouldn't start. Thekey would go in but it wouldn't turn. It took severalminutes before I figured out what was wrong, then Istarted

laughing. My kids, who were in the car withme, chimed, "Oh Mom" then they laughed too.There's been many times when I've forgotten to rinsethe conditioner out of my hair. People I recognize are always saying hello to me. Iknow that I'm supposed to know who they are, but Ican't for the life of me think of a name to go withthe face.I can certainly relate to many of these. Thanks,again for sharing.Donna in WA--- Val Lee <a1manlady> wrote:> I pulled this off of one of my friends blog entries.> I thought it was pretty funny. True, but funny. > Love and blessings...> Val @};-<HTML><A HREF="http://pets.care2.com/i?p=628786495">Join Care2.com's Race for

Pets!</A></HTML>__________________________________________________________Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search. http://tools.search.yahoo.com/newsearch/category.php?category=shopping No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.516 / Virus Database: 269.19.6/1230 - Release Date: 1/17/2008 4:59 PM Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin Crisp~ Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.

No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.516 / Virus Database: 269.19.7/1232 - Release Date: 1/18/2008 7:32 PM Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin Crisp~

Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search.

January 19, 2008

ROFLMHO!! Now that's something I hadn't thought of. Good one! Love and blessings.... ValAnne Whitworth wrote: How about a squirrel tail on the antenna - not many of those around - even in a Wal Mart parking lot Re: You know you have MS when... I could relate to quite a few of ! these. In fact, if I had a good enough memory, I'm sure I could come up with a list of my own. LOL Love and blessings... Val <*)))><Donna <djnova50> wrote: Val,Thanks for these. Yesterday, I tried to start my carwith my son's car key. I just wouldn't start. Thekey would go in but it wouldn't turn. It took severalminutes before I

figured out what was wrong, then Istarted laughing. My kids, who were in the car withme, chimed, "Oh Mom" then they laughed too.There's been many times when I've forgotten to rinsethe conditioner out of my hair. People I recognize are always saying hello to me. Iknow that I'm su! pposed to know who they are, but Ican't for the life of me think of a name to go withthe face.I can certainly relate to many of these. Thanks,again for sharing.Donna in WA--- Val Lee <a1manlady> wrote:> I pulled this off of one of my friends blog entries.> I thought it was pretty funny. True, but funny. > Love and blessings...> Val @};-<HTML><A HREF="http://pets.care2.com/i?p=628786495">Join Care2.com's Race for

Pets!</A></HTML>__________________________________________________________Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search. http://tools.search.yahoo.com/newsearch/category.php?c! ategory=shoppingEuphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin Crisp~ Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage. No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.516 / Virus Database: 269.19.6/1230 - Release Date: 1/17/2008 4:59 PM Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin Crisp~ Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.516 / Virus Database: 269.19.7/1232 - Release Date: 1/18/2008 7:32 PM Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin Crisp~

Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.

January 19, 2008

well, it has to be something that we can connect to - my grandson's picture is beside my drivers license picture so I can remember some important things we won't go into

Re: You know you have MS when...

I could relate to quite a few of ! these. In fact, if I had a good enough memory, I'm sure I could come up with a list of my own. LOL

Love and blessings...

Val <*)))><Donna <djnova50> wrote:

Val,Thanks for these. Yesterday, I tried to start my carwith my son's car key. I just wouldn't start. Thekey would go in but it wouldn't turn. It took sev! eralminutes before I figured out what was wrong, then Istarted laughing. My kids, who were in the car withme, chimed, "Oh Mom" then they laughed too.There's been many times when I've forgotten to rinsethe conditioner out of my hair. People I recognize are always saying hello to me. Iknow that I'm su! pposed to know who they are, but Ican't for the life of me think of a name to go withthe face.I can certainly relate to many of these. Thanks,again for sharing.Donna in WA--- Val Lee <a1manlady> wrote:> I pulled this off of one of my friends blog entries.> I thought it was pretty funny. True, but funny. > Love and blessings...> Val @};-<HTML><A HREF="http://pets.care2.com/i?p=628786495">Join Care2.com's Race for Pets!</A></HTML>__________________________________________________________Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search. http://tools.search.yahoo.com/newsearch/category.php?c! ategory=shoppingEuphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin Crisp~

Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.

No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.516 / Virus Database: 269.19.6/1230 - Release Date: 1/17/2008 4:59 PM

Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin Crisp~

Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now.

No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.516 / Virus Database: 269.19.7/1232 - Release Date: 1/18/2008 7:32 PM

Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin Crisp~

Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.

No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.516 / Virus Database: 269.19.7/1232 - Release Date: 1/18/2008 7:32 PM

Sign In

Re: You know you have MS when...

Recommended Posts

Guest guest

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Guest guest

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Guest guest

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Guest guest

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Guest guest

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Guest guest

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Guest guest

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Guest guest

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Guest guest

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Guest guest

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Guest guest

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Guest guest

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Guest guest

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Guest guest

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Guest guest

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Guest guest

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Guest guest

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Guest guest

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Guest guest

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Guest guest

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Guest guest

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Guest guest

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Guest guest

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Guest guest

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Join the conversation

Activity