Guest guest Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 So, this bird walks into a store.... Marinette, WI A seagull in Marinette, WI has developed the habit of stealing Doritos from a neighborhood convenience store. The seagull waits until the Manager isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos. Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds. Theseagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swoopedinto the store in Marinette, WI , and helped himself to a bag ofDoritos.. Since then, he's become a regular. He always takes the sametype of chips. The Manager thinks it's great because peopleare coming to watch the feathered thief make the daily grab and run,and that's good for business, and especially since customers have begunpaying for the seagull's stolen bags of Doritos because they think it'sso funny . However,the Manager did say, "This is Wisconsin, and if that seagull starts tograb a 6-pac to go along with the Doritos, I may have to put a stop toit." New MapQuest Local shows what's happening at your destination. Dining, Movies, Events, News & more. Try it out! Please visit: http://www.bicycleman.comawesome guy, fantastic site. All types of bicyles, many recumbents; perfect for an MS Bike Tour! Attachment: vcard [not shown] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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