How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

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How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

> > > > > 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with

> > > > > sunglasses on and point a hair

> > > > > dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

> > > > >

> > > > > 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise

> > > > > your voice.

> > > > >

> > > > > 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask

> > > > > if they want fries with

> > > > > that.

> > > > >

> > > > > 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it

> > > > > " in "

> > > > >

> > > > > 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once

> > > > > everyone has Gotten over

> > > > > their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

> > > > >

> > > > > 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write " for

> > > > > IRS favors " .

> > > > >

> > > > > 7. Finish all your sentences with " in accordance

> > > > > with the prophecy. "

> > > > >

> > > > > 8. Dont use any punctuation marks

> > > > >

> > > > > 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

> > > > >

> > > > > 10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically

> > > > > after they answer.

> > > > >

> > > > > 11. Specify that your drive-through order is " to

> > > > > go " .

> > > > >

> > > > > 12. Sing along at the opera.

> > > > >

> > > > > 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems

> > > > > don't rhyme.

> > > > >

> > > > > 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play

> > > > > a tape of jungle sounds

> > > > > all day.

> > > > >

> > > > > 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you

> > > > > can't attend their party

> > > > > because you're not in the mood.

> > > > >

> > > > > 16. Have your coworkers address you by your

> > > > > wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.

> > > > >

> > > > > 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream " I

> > > > > won! " , " I won! " " 3rd time

> > > > > this week!!!!! "

> > > > >

> > > > > 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the

> > > > > parking lot, yelling

> > > > > " run for your lives, they're loose!! "

> > > > >

> > > > > 19. Tell your children over dinner. " due to the

> > > > > economy, we are going to

> > > > > have to let one of you go. "

> > > > >

> > > > > And the final way to keep a healthy level of

> > > > > insanity.......

> > > > >

> > > > > 20. Send this e-mail to everyone in your address

> > > > > book, even if they sent it

> > > > > to you or asked you not to send them stuff like

> > > > > this.

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Thanks, Ron, for a very timely post. I really enjoyed it!