Thank God For Life Alert!!

[Guest guest]

*To all:

It is now 10:35AM PST

About an hour ago, my office chair decided that it was tired of holding

my fat rear end and dumped me onto the floor!!

I tried for twenty minutes to get myself back onto my feet. No luck.

I ended up pushing the button on the pendant that I always wear around

my neck. It activated the Life Alert box. I told them that I had fallen out

of my office chair and needed to be helped back onto my feet.

It took three very strong paramedics to get this 400 pound person off

of the floor!!

They had to take my vital signs before leaving. I was shocked when I

heard the results of my blood pressure!! It was a PERFECT 110/80!!

The only injury that I suffered was to my ego. I was humiliated!!

I know that this office chair that I'm using needs to be replaced. This

is the FOURTH time that it has dumped me onto the floor!! *

[Guest guest]

Jeanette:

Here is a link to the Life Alert web site:

http://www.lifealert.com/

H.

Jennette wrote:

> You are the first person I've known to have life alert.

[Guest guest]

Thanks Chris. I sure hope those polyps are not cancerous.

Jennette

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To: chronic_pain

Cc: rosetazoriginal@...

Sent: Sat, January 8, 2011 6:12:58 AM

Subject: Re: Thank God For Life Alert!!

Jeanette:

Here is a link to the Life Alert web site:

http://www.lifealert.com/

H.