Totally Off Topic but a funny JOKE.

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At The Store..

A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in

her basket.

As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked for cookies and her

mother

told her, " No. " The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the

mother

said quietly, " Now , we just have half of the aisles left to go

through - don't

be upset. It won't be long now. "

Soon, they came to the candy aisle and the little girl began to shout for

candy.

When told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said, " There,

there,

, don't cry - only two more aisles to go and then we'll be checking

out. "

When they got to the checkout stand, the little girl immediately began to

clamor

for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there'd be no gum

purchased.

The mother said serenely, " , we'll be through this check out stand in

5 minutes

and then you can go home and have a nice nap. "

The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to

compliment her.

" I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little , " he

began.

The mother replied, " I'm - my little girl's name is Tammy. "