Re: Laughter

[Guest guest]

I sign up for joke of the day by email and encourage my friends to send me any

junk mail that makes them laugh.  Truth be told, most of it is either repeats

or stupid, but the one that makes me really laugh is worth it.

I also just sometimes allow myself to get stuck for an hour in Youtube heck. 

Meaning, I'll look up, lets say, carol burnette show bloopers and just watch

everything they have.  Or babies laughing, or whatever floats your boat. 

Bloopers are great.  There's also tons of standup on the web. Youtube, rooftop

comedy tours on hulu, hbo or comedy central specials. 

You can't feel pressure to laugh, you just have to watch what you are watching

and try to relax a little.  Even if it isn't hillarious, it'll take your focus

from your pain to the screen for a few minutes, which can do wonders!

Here's an email I got today:

1)Dear America,

You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.

Sincerely, Canada

2)Dear Students,

I know when you're texting.

Sincerely, No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles

4)Dear Customer,

Welcome, would you like a flashlight?

Sincerely, Hollister

5)Dear Vegetarians,

What, so you kill all of the plants and leave the animals alive? That's just

discrimination.

Sincerely, the Omnivores

6)Dear Glee,

I'm pretty sure cheerleaders don't wear their uniforms 24/7.

Sincerely, an actual high school student

7)Dear The Dark Side,

We have cookies too.

Sincerely, The Girl Scouts of America

8)Dear math,

Please grow up and solve your own problems. I don't have time for yours AND

mine.

Sincerely, screw the value of X

9)Dear parents,

Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow

White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief.

Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and

she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.

Sincerely, it's not our fault, it's how you raised us

10)Dear Facebook,

Congratulations on becoming a verb. Welcome to the club.

Sincerely, Google

11)Dear Google Image Search,

That WAS NOT what I was looking for.

Sincerely, Scarred for Life

12)Dear Diet Coke,

I feel like you're overreacting.

Sincerely, Mento

13)Dear minivan with the TV in the back,

Please stop changing lanes.

Sincerely, I was watching that

14)Dear extremely hot chocolate,

Nah, you were right, the front half of my tongue was totally unnecessary.

Sincerely, I haven't tasted anything for the past three days

15)Dear Axe Body Spray,

Please put a suggested serving size on your bottles.

Sincerely, choking girls everywhere

16)Dear purple grape,

BREATHE!

Sincerely, green grape.

17)Dear Teacher,

Please realize that if the bell doesn't dismiss us then it doesn't decide when

we arrive either.

Sincerely, Students Everywhere

18)Dear world,

Wanna hear a pizza joke?

Sincerely, nah, it's too cheesy.

19)Dear guy with the camouflage truck,

Sorry for rear ending you... I didn't see you there.

Sincerely, anonymous.

20)Dear Twix,

Need a moment? Seriously... That's your slogan? Give me a break.

Sincerely, Kit-Kat.

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Madrega Mom wrote:

> I sign up for joke of the day by email and encourage my friends to send me any

junk mail that makes them laugh. Truth be told, most of it is either repeats or

stupid, but the one that makes me really laugh is worth it.

>

Madrega Mom,

I have never smiled so much playing Squelchies on Pogo.com. I spent hours

matchng up little see urchins that state " run away, run away " when you don't get

them all in a sqelchie voice. My husband wonders why I leave the TV on as

watching it distracts me from concentrating on my pain.

There is only one insert on your e-mail I must disagree with after being a

Middle School teacher for five years : 0 Bennie

> Here's an email I got today:

>

> 2)Dear Students,

> I know when you're texting.

> Sincerely, No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles