Re: funny house cleaning quotes

[Guest guest]

Hi Everyone

These are cute. Roseanne's is my favorite.

I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on.

Roseanne Barr

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with,

Who could have done this? we have no enemies.

Phyllis Diller

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't

fit anybody I know. (Quote by - Phyllis Diller)

Housework, if it is done right, can kill you.

Skow

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become,

relatively, the cleaner thing?

Whitehorn

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. Erma

Bombeck

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or

block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?

Erma Bombeck

The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the

housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up. The trouble

is that men, over the years, have developed an inflated notion of the importance

of everything they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just

as much of a charade as business is now. They would hire secretaries and buy

computers and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never

clean anything.

Dave Barry

[Guest guest]

Too Funny!!!!!