How to cook a Thanksgiving turkey!

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Hi all,

good to hear from you! I was getting worried that everyone had taken off!

I didn't realize that you were waiting to hear about cooking! So as not to

disappoint! Here it is!

HOW TO COOK A THANKSGIVING TURKEY

Step 1: Go buy a turkey and a bottle of whiskey

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7: Turn oven the on

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

Step 9: Turk the bastey

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick

Step 17: Turk the carvey

Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour a glass of turkey

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet, when our wings have

forgotten how to fly

[Guest guest]

very funny. and don't forget to take your blood sugar, I mean blood turkey.

Vicki

Rev 1:7

BEHOLD, HE IS COMING WITH THE CLOUDS, and every eye will see Him, even those who

pierced Him; and all the tribes of the earth will mourn over Him. So it

is to be. Amen.

Rev 1:8

" I am the Alpha and the Omega, " says the Lord God, " who is and who was and who

is to come, the Almighty. "

How to cook a Thanksgiving turkey!

Hi all,

good to hear from you! I was getting worried that everyone had taken off!

I didn't realize that you were waiting to hear about cooking! So as not to

disappoint! Here it is!

HOW TO COOK A THANKSGIVING TURKEY

Step 1: Go buy a turkey and a bottle of whiskey

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7: Turn oven the on

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

Step 9: Turk the bastey

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick

Step 17: Turk the carvey

Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour a glass of turkey

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet, when our wings have

forgotten how to fly

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