Guest guest Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008  The Parrot received a parrot as an early Christmas gift.The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude,obnoxious and laced with profanity. tried and tried to change the bird's attitude byconsistently saying only polite words, playing soft music andanything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.Finally, was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.The parrot yelled back. shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. , indesperation, threw up his hands, grabbed thebird and shoved him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawkedand kicked and screamed.Then suddenly there was total quiet.Not a peep was heard for over a minute.Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, quickly opened the door to the freezer.The parrot calmly stepped out onto 's outstretchedarms and said 'I believe I may have offended youwith my rude language and actions.I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressionsand I fully intend to do everything I can tocorrect my rude and unforgivable behavior.' was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such adramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued............"May I inquire as to what the turkey did?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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