Rum flavored Christmas cookies

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RUM FLAVORED CHRISTMAS COOKIES1 cup of water1 tsp baking soda1 cup of sugar1 tsp salt1 cup of brown sugar1 cup lemon juice4 large eggs1 cup nuts2 cups of dried fruit1 bottle any brand of RUMSample the Rum to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Rum Again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup And drink.Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large Fluffy bowl while sampling a cup of the rum to be sure it's good Since opening..Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to Make sure the Rum is still OK, try another cup ...just in case.Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and Chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor...Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers Just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Rum to check for Tonsisticity.Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshza sheet. Check the Rum. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.Add one table. Add a sugar spoon, or somefink. Whatever you can find.Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall Over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Rum and make Sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. CHERRY MISTMAS  ~*~ Akiba~*~ ~*~Pragmatic Visionary~*~ My husband left me for another psychic I really should have seen that coming. Beautiful Salt lamps and Salt products: http://www.affiliates-natural-salt-lamps.com/pages/156.php