Re: Question for all (OT but funny!)

January 21, 1999

In a message dated 1/21/99 9:27:38 PM Eastern Standard Time, rasmus@...

writes:

<< Were is your hubby a cop? Mine is in Green brook a little town in

somerset county on Route 22

betsy >>

We're in southern NJ, he works in a little farming town called Buena Boro.

Route 40 runs right through it, which is one of the main routes to Atlantic

City. Small enough that I don't worry TOO MUCH about him, but busy enough to

keep him from getting bored! For the most part his calls involve traffic

stops and domestics, but a few major crimes in the past years (like murder &

robbery) do keep it from being totally " safe " in my book.

This story is one of his funniest calls: one night one of the local horse

farms had some steer get loose (they use the cattle in rodeo competitions on

Tuesday nights). The Chief, Sergeant, Detective and my hubby are all out on

either horses or four-wheelers trying to round them up. They got all but one.

About 5 minutes before 11:00 PM, they get a call ... a lady was travelling

down the road and the cow was in the middle of the road. She didn't see it

till it was too late, and she hit it. But she hit it in such a way that the

back end of the cow swings around, busts out the passenger side window, it

takes a crap all over her front seat, then it gets up and runs away (the cow

was stunned but OK, they caught it the next day ROFLMAO!). This poor lady was

absolutely COVERED in fresh cow manure, and DH had to take an accident report!

He and his partner were absolutely ROLLING ... the woman had cow dung in her

pocketbook even!!! The insurance had to pay for her car to get cleaned, and

BOY did she stink LOL!

A classic, only in south Jersey will something like THAT ever happen LOL!

& Kylie, still nursing at 18 months!

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