Guest guest Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 > THE BLONDE AND THE LORD > > > > A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many > books on the subject, and finally getting all the > necessary tools together, she made for the ice.After > positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make > a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a > voice boomed,'THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE > ICE.'Startled, the blonde moved further down the > ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to > cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the > voice bellowed,'THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'The > blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the > opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once > more and tried again to cut her hole.The voice came > once more,'THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'She > stopped, looked skyward, and said,'IS THAT YOU > LORD?'The voice replied,'NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF > THE HOCKEY RINK Blessings, Trista 2 Chronicles 7:14 Kimkins Class Action Lawsuit: Plenty of Time to Join the Lawsuit ________________________________________________________________________________\ ____ Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. http://mobile.yahoo.com/;_ylt=Ahu06i62sR8HDtDypao8Wcj9tAcJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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