Guest guest Posted February 12, 1999 Report Share Posted February 12, 1999 This is hilarious!!! Hope you all have a great weekend and a loving Valentines Day. >* A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious. > >* A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression >he just cleaned the whole house. > >* If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap. > >* A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. > >* Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. > >* Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never >cease to be amused. > >* A clean house is a sign of a misspent life. > >* Help keep the kitchen clean...eat out. > >* Housework done properly can kill you. > >* Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to >lead normal lives. > >* My next house will have no kitchen...just vending machines. > > >***** >Admin commands: send to: Majordomo@... >Unsub from the list: unsubscribe recipelu >Change to digest: set recipelu digest >***** > > >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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