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Christmas cookie rules

Christmas Cookie Rules...

1. If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no

calories because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test

and thus calorie free.

2. If you drink a diet soda after eating your second cookie, it

also has no calories because the diet soda cancels out the cookie

calories.

3. If a friend comes over while you're making your Christmas

cookies and needs to sample, you must sample with your Friend.

Because your friend's first

cookie is calories free, Rule #1 is yours also. It would be rude

to let your friend sample alone and, being the friend that you

are, that makes your Cookie

calorie free.

4. Any cookie calories consumed while walking around will fall to

your feet and eventually fall off as you move. This is due to

gravity and the density

of the caloric mass.

5. Any calories consumed during the frosting of the Christmas

cookies will be used up because it takes many calories to lick

excess frosting from a knife

without cutting your tongue.

6. Cookies colored red or green have very few calories. Red ones

have three and green ones have five - one calorie for each

letter. Make more red ones!

7. Cookies eaten while watching " Miracle on 34th Street " have no

calories because they are part of the entertainment package and

not part of one's personal

fuel.

8. As always, cookie pieces contain no calories because the

process of breaking causes calorie leakage.

9. Any cookies consumed from someone else's plate have no

calories since the calories rightfully belong to the other person

and will cling to their plate.

We all know how calories like to cling!

10. Any cookies consumed while feeling stressed have no calories

because cookies used for medicinal purposes NEVER have Calories.

It's a rule!

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Hello Ruth, and All

I need help, I am going to buy a new blood meater. My problem is that I Lost

the toll free number for the folks that cary the Voice. So could someone please

send it along. Thanks alot.

Yakima

Christmas cookie rules

Christmas Cookie Rules...

1. If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no

calories because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test

and thus calorie free.

2. If you drink a diet soda after eating your second cookie, it

also has no calories because the diet soda cancels out the cookie

calories.

3. If a friend comes over while you're making your Christmas

cookies and needs to sample, you must sample with your Friend.

Because your friend's first

cookie is calories free, Rule #1 is yours also. It would be rude

to let your friend sample alone and, being the friend that you

are, that makes your Cookie

calorie free.

4. Any cookie calories consumed while walking around will fall to

your feet and eventually fall off as you move. This is due to

gravity and the density

of the caloric mass.

5. Any calories consumed during the frosting of the Christmas

cookies will be used up because it takes many calories to lick

excess frosting from a knife

without cutting your tongue.

6. Cookies colored red or green have very few calories. Red ones

have three and green ones have five - one calorie for each

letter. Make more red ones!

7. Cookies eaten while watching " Miracle on 34th Street " have no

calories because they are part of the entertainment package and

not part of one's personal

fuel.

8. As always, cookie pieces contain no calories because the

process of breaking causes calorie leakage.

9. Any cookies consumed from someone else's plate have no

calories since the calories rightfully belong to the other person

and will cling to their plate.

We all know how calories like to cling!

10. Any cookies consumed while feeling stressed have no calories

because cookies used for medicinal purposes NEVER have Calories.

It's a rule!

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Here are 2 phone numbers. Many seem to use Home Health Care, but I think the

second one is probably okay also.

Home Care of America at 1-

Advanced Diabetic Solutions in Georgia at 1-

Dave

The way of a fool seems right to him, but a wise man listens to advice.

(Proverbs 12:15)

Christmas cookie rules

Christmas Cookie Rules...

1. If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no

calories because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test

and thus calorie free.

2. If you drink a diet soda after eating your second cookie, it

also has no calories because the diet soda cancels out the cookie

calories.

3. If a friend comes over while you're making your Christmas

cookies and needs to sample, you must sample with your Friend.

Because your friend's first

cookie is calories free, Rule #1 is yours also. It would be rude

to let your friend sample alone and, being the friend that you

are, that makes your Cookie

calorie free.

4. Any cookie calories consumed while walking around will fall to

your feet and eventually fall off as you move. This is due to

gravity and the density

of the caloric mass.

5. Any calories consumed during the frosting of the Christmas

cookies will be used up because it takes many calories to lick

excess frosting from a knife

without cutting your tongue.

6. Cookies colored red or green have very few calories. Red ones

have three and green ones have five - one calorie for each

letter. Make more red ones!

7. Cookies eaten while watching " Miracle on 34th Street " have no

calories because they are part of the entertainment package and

not part of one's personal

fuel.

8. As always, cookie pieces contain no calories because the

process of breaking causes calorie leakage.

9. Any cookies consumed from someone else's plate have no

calories since the calories rightfully belong to the other person

and will cling to their plate.

We all know how calories like to cling!

10. Any cookies consumed while feeling stressed have no calories

because cookies used for medicinal purposes NEVER have Calories.

It's a rule!

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