Alternative meat choices, was: Re: new element discovered

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I've changed the subject line to reflect the nature of the discussion. Please

do this whenever necessary.

Now, unless you are asking about a vegetarian diet, try turkey and chicken. I

don't recall if you mentioned them. These are far better than red meat, and

good sources of protein. Eggs are also good sources of protein, and loaded with

nutrition. However, if you have high cholesterol (in particular, high LDL), you

can't really eat too many eggs.

Are you wanting to come away from other meats because of high cholesterol

issues? Or, has some advertising or something influenced you?

Dave

God doesn't hate sinners, just sin!

new element discovered

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Heaviest Element Known to Science : Governmentium

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Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known

to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has

one neutron, 25 assistant

neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an

atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are

surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles

called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be

detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it

comes into contact. A tiny

amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less

than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to

complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but

instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of

the assistant neutrons

and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each

reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons,

forming isodopes.

This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that

Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a

critical concentration. This

hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element

that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since

it has half as many

peons but twice as many morons.

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