Re: new element discovered

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new element discovered

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Heaviest Element Known to Science : Governmentium

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Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to

science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has

one neutron, 25 assistant

neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an

atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are

surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles

called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected,

because it impedes every reaction with which it

comes into contact. A tiny

amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than

a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to

complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but

instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of

the assistant neutrons

and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each

reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons,

forming isodopes.

This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that

Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a

critical concentration. This

hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that

radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since

it has half as many

peons but twice as many morons.

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Hi Harry:

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Love and hugs, and the furry ones.

new element discovered

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Heaviest Element Known to Science : Governmentium

block quote

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to

science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has

one neutron, 25 assistant

neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an

atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are

surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles

called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected,

because it impedes every reaction with which it

comes into contact. A tiny

amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than

a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to

complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but

instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of

the assistant neutrons

and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each

reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons,

forming isodopes.

This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that

Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a

critical concentration. This

hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that

radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since

it has half as many

peons but twice as many morons.

block quote end

[Guest guest]

Hi Harry:

ehehehehehehehehehe this is great! Thanks for the chuckle.

To keep spiritually fit, consult the Great Physician.

Love and hugs, and the furry ones.

new element discovered

Anonymous e-mailAnonymous e-mail

Heaviest Element Known to Science : Governmentium

block quote

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to

science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has

one neutron, 25 assistant

neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an

atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are

surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles

called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected,

because it impedes every reaction with which it

comes into contact. A tiny

amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than

a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to

complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but

instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of

the assistant neutrons

and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each

reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons,

forming isodopes.

This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that

Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a

critical concentration. This

hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that

radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since

it has half as many

peons but twice as many morons.

block quote end

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This must have been discovered in Canada, as we can see right now!

new element discovered

Anonymous e-mailAnonymous e-mail

Heaviest Element Known to Science : Governmentium

block quote

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known

to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has

one neutron, 25 assistant

neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an

atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are

surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles

called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be

detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it

comes into contact. A tiny

amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less

than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to

complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but

instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of

the assistant neutrons

and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each

reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons,

forming isodopes.

This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that

Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a

critical concentration. This

hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element

that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since

it has half as many

peons but twice as many morons.

block quote end

[Guest guest]

This must have been discovered in Canada, as we can see right now!

new element discovered

Anonymous e-mailAnonymous e-mail

Heaviest Element Known to Science : Governmentium

block quote

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known

to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has

one neutron, 25 assistant

neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an

atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are

surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles

called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be

detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it

comes into contact. A tiny

amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less

than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to

complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but

instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of

the assistant neutrons

and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each

reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons,

forming isodopes.

This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that

Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a

critical concentration. This

hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element

that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since

it has half as many

peons but twice as many morons.

block quote end

[Guest guest]

This must have been discovered in Canada, as we can see right now!

new element discovered

Anonymous e-mailAnonymous e-mail

Heaviest Element Known to Science : Governmentium

block quote

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known

to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has

one neutron, 25 assistant

neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an

atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are

surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles

called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be

detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it

comes into contact. A tiny

amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less

than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to

complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but

instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of

the assistant neutrons

and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each

reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons,

forming isodopes.

This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that

Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a

critical concentration. This

hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element

that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since

it has half as many

peons but twice as many morons.

block quote end

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Related to the recent discovery of the most dense element on earth, now

named Governmentium, further studies have found one of its most potent

effects is now called apathius internus. This new finding shows that the

area around Governmentium produces a labile environment that affect rich

morons who are incapable of associating with or sympathizing with anything

that is not also a rich moron. Apathius internus tends to slow down the

activity of rich morons and spreads this slow-down to the whole of

Governmentium. There is no known cure for this condition. The only treatment

option that has any hope of success is expulsus-86, which when applied to

rich morons affected with apathius internus, causes an electron discharge

that forces them to the outside of Governmentium's pull, where they no

longer have electron support and they then dissipate. Unfortunately,

expulsus-86 is not yet able to keep other apathius-affected rich morons from

replicating within the Governmentium field, so researchers have concluded

there is an endless supply of such rich morons inside Governmentium that

will continue to be affected by the pull of apathius internus. Further

research is unlikely to be done soon as no one working within the

Governmentium cluster seems to want to focus energy on such a cause.

Bill Powers

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Related to the recent discovery of the most dense element on earth, now

named Governmentium, further studies have found one of its most potent

effects is now called apathius internus. This new finding shows that the

area around Governmentium produces a labile environment that affect rich

morons who are incapable of associating with or sympathizing with anything

that is not also a rich moron. Apathius internus tends to slow down the

activity of rich morons and spreads this slow-down to the whole of

Governmentium. There is no known cure for this condition. The only treatment

option that has any hope of success is expulsus-86, which when applied to

rich morons affected with apathius internus, causes an electron discharge

that forces them to the outside of Governmentium's pull, where they no

longer have electron support and they then dissipate. Unfortunately,

expulsus-86 is not yet able to keep other apathius-affected rich morons from

replicating within the Governmentium field, so researchers have concluded

there is an endless supply of such rich morons inside Governmentium that

will continue to be affected by the pull of apathius internus. Further

research is unlikely to be done soon as no one working within the

Governmentium cluster seems to want to focus energy on such a cause.

Bill Powers

[Guest guest]

Related to the recent discovery of the most dense element on earth, now

named Governmentium, further studies have found one of its most potent

effects is now called apathius internus. This new finding shows that the

area around Governmentium produces a labile environment that affect rich

morons who are incapable of associating with or sympathizing with anything

that is not also a rich moron. Apathius internus tends to slow down the

activity of rich morons and spreads this slow-down to the whole of

Governmentium. There is no known cure for this condition. The only treatment

option that has any hope of success is expulsus-86, which when applied to

rich morons affected with apathius internus, causes an electron discharge

that forces them to the outside of Governmentium's pull, where they no

longer have electron support and they then dissipate. Unfortunately,

expulsus-86 is not yet able to keep other apathius-affected rich morons from

replicating within the Governmentium field, so researchers have concluded

there is an endless supply of such rich morons inside Governmentium that

will continue to be affected by the pull of apathius internus. Further

research is unlikely to be done soon as no one working within the

Governmentium cluster seems to want to focus energy on such a cause.

Bill Powers

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RE: new element discovered

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Hi ; Ken Buxton here; Do you have any meat free proteined meal that can

be prepared and relatively inesxpensive? Ken b

new element discovered

Anonymous e-mailAnonymous e-mail

Heaviest Element Known to Science : Governmentium

block quote

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known

to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has

one neutron, 25 assistant

neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an

atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are

surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles

called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be

detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it

comes into contact. A tiny

amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less

than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to

complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but

instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of

the assistant neutrons

and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each

reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons,

forming isodopes.

This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that

Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a

critical concentration. This

hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element

that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since

it has half as many

peons but twice as many morons.

block quote end

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hi Ken, do you mean no meat, no fish and stuff like that?

new element discovered

Anonymous e-mailAnonymous e-mail

Heaviest Element Known to Science : Governmentium

block quote

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known

to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has

one neutron, 25 assistant

neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an

atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are

surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles

called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be

detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it

comes into contact. A tiny

amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less

than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to

complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but

instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of

the assistant neutrons

and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each

reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons,

forming isodopes.

This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that

Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a

critical concentration. This

hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element

that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since

it has half as many

peons but twice as many morons.

block quote end

[Guest guest]

Hi ; No, not fish, because I don't eat enough of that, I just want to

elimanatesome beef, pork, ETC, as I eat too much of those things; I will eat

them but less of them. Just wondering about other choices which consist of

protein. Thanks, Ken B

new element discovered

Anonymous e-mailAnonymous e-mail

Heaviest Element Known to Science : Governmentium

block quote

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known

to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has

one neutron, 25 assistant

neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an

atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are

surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles

called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be

detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it

comes into contact. A tiny

amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less

than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to

complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but

instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of

the assistant neutrons

and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each

reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons,

forming isodopes.

This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that

Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a

critical concentration. This

hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element

that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since

it has half as many

peons but twice as many morons.

block quote end

[Guest guest]

Hi ; No, not fish, because I don't eat enough of that, I just want to

elimanatesome beef, pork, ETC, as I eat too much of those things; I will eat

them but less of them. Just wondering about other choices which consist of

protein. Thanks, Ken B

new element discovered

Anonymous e-mailAnonymous e-mail

Heaviest Element Known to Science : Governmentium

block quote

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known

to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has

one neutron, 25 assistant

neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an

atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are

surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles

called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be

detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it

comes into contact. A tiny

amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less

than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to

complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but

instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of

the assistant neutrons

and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each

reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons,

forming isodopes.

This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that

Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a

critical concentration. This

hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element

that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since

it has half as many

peons but twice as many morons.

block quote end