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Scientists in Michigan today confirmed earlier claims by a morbidly obese

Michigan man that he does indeed have normal feet and genitalia. The man,

who on January 1, 1999, was 50 years old, 67 inches tall and weighed 384

pounds (BMI of 57), had been unable to see south of his abdomen for nearly 20

years.

His startling rediscovery came 91 days following MGB surgery in North

Carolina, a procedure which to date has resulted in the loss of 100 lbs.

Doctors also confirmed that over the same time period the man's blood

pressure, formerly high enough to operate a fire hose despite two

medications, had dropped to 117/76 without medication. His FBS has dropped

from 370 to 104, according to scientists who verified the claim.

Rutledge, MD, his surgeon, explained that an abdominal projection of

the size created by 100 lbs of fat would obstruct sightlines sufficiently to

prevent visualization not only of genitalia and feet but also of the Empire

State Building viewed at a distance of less than 5 miles. Rutledge has a

monograph in preparation on the general topic of the phenomenon of

disappearing male genitalia in the morbidly obese. Publication has been

delayed, however, due to cancellation of a grant to fund a global positioning

satellite system and a graduate student with expertise in trigonometry.

When asked how the rediscovery of the lower portion of his anatomy would

affect his life, the man told reporters that after a period of discrete

private viewing he planned to embark on a career as a nude model.

Reported by: Dave from Michigan

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