Re: Hilarious birthday gift

[Guest guest]

well, think of it this way...you get to pee all over the gift your nada sent

you :-)

Jackie

p.s. very weird !!

My sister just called to tell me that she just received a birthday package

from nada. She received cards, pictures, videos, candy, jewelry, books, on

and on...

My sister, and also the other younger sister, are the " golden " children.

They are the perfect ones who can do no wrong. I, unfortunately, am the

oldest... the black sheep... the one who has choosen a different path- to

live my life free of her delusion. I married a wonderful man (whom she

blames for everything. " He took you away! " ) and have two beautiful children.

My birthday was 2 months ago. My gift? A five page letter raving of her

hurts and problems... all that I have done wrong in the last 10 years. AND,

a do-it-yourself urine-testing kit that she ordered online and had sent to

me in the mail. Hilarious. Really? A urine-testing kit?!

Funny stuff.

[Guest guest]

I've heard of a lot of strange gifts, but a urine-testing kit

has got to be one of the stranger ones. At least you can laugh

about it.

At 04:20 PM 06/27/2010 skysearch1365 wrote:

>My sister just called to tell me that she just received a

>birthday package from nada. She received cards, pictures,

>videos, candy, jewelry, books, on and on...

>My sister, and also the other younger sister, are the " golden "

>children. They are the perfect ones who can do no wrong. I,

>unfortunately, am the oldest... the black sheep... the one who

>has choosen a different path- to live my life free of her

>delusion. I married a wonderful man (whom she blames for

>everything. " He took you away! " ) and have two beautiful

>children.

>

>My birthday was 2 months ago. My gift? A five page letter

>raving of her hurts and problems... all that I have done wrong

>in the last 10 years. AND, a do-it-yourself urine-testing kit

>that she ordered online and had sent to me in the

>mail. Hilarious. Really? A urine-testing kit?!

>

>Funny stuff.

--

Katrina

[Guest guest]

It just makes me wonder...do they ever stop and wonder what it is like for us

painted black children? I wonder if there are golden children anywhere who have

ever stood up the parental units on behalf of the painted black child and said

" you are being partial to me and it's not fair. " my brother did this once when

we were about 13 or so. Just for a moment. probably the only time it ever got

acknowledged how much she preferred him.

>

> My sister just called to tell me that she just received a birthday package

from nada. She received cards, pictures, videos, candy, jewelry, books, on and

on...

> My sister, and also the other younger sister, are the " golden " children. They

are the perfect ones who can do no wrong. I, unfortunately, am the oldest...

the black sheep... the one who has choosen a different path- to live my life

free of her delusion. I married a wonderful man (whom she blames for

everything. " He took you away! " ) and have two beautiful children.

>

> My birthday was 2 months ago. My gift? A five page letter raving of her

hurts and problems... all that I have done wrong in the last 10 years. AND, a

do-it-yourself urine-testing kit that she ordered online and had sent to me in

the mail. Hilarious. Really? A urine-testing kit?!

>

> Funny stuff.

>

[Guest guest]

of course not..we are not individuals, therefore we have no feelings...they

dont care...no, my oldest brother what was the golden child loved his status

and the priveleges he got...he never stood up for any of the rest of

us...not even as adults !! we took the parents out for dinner on nadas

birthday, she looked at me, and said in a very loud voice " thank you for the

wonderfuly dinner, KEN!! " never thanked me...andken never piped up and

said that I and my husbands paid for half !

Jackie

It just makes me wonder...do they ever stop and wonder what it is like for

us painted black children? I wonder if there are golden children anywhere

who have ever stood up the parental units on behalf of the painted black

child and said " you are being partial to me and it's not fair. " my brother

did this once when we were about 13 or so. Just for a moment. probably the

only time it ever got acknowledged how much she preferred him.

[Guest guest]

You mean you got something to pee on? Why, that's almost as good as a cake!!

HI larious.

Thanks for passing that jewel of a story on!!

>

> My sister just called to tell me that she just received a birthday package

from nada. She received cards, pictures, videos, candy, jewelry, books, on and

on...

> My sister, and also the other younger sister, are the " golden " children. They

are the perfect ones who can do no wrong. I, unfortunately, am the oldest...

the black sheep... the one who has choosen a different path- to live my life

free of her delusion. I married a wonderful man (whom she blames for

everything. " He took you away! " ) and have two beautiful children.

>

> My birthday was 2 months ago. My gift? A five page letter raving of her

hurts and problems... all that I have done wrong in the last 10 years. AND, a

do-it-yourself urine-testing kit that she ordered online and had sent to me in

the mail. Hilarious. Really? A urine-testing kit?!

>

> Funny stuff.

>