Re: OT: If my body were a car.....

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Hi Heidi:

Just loved this, and thanks for posting it. We all need to smile or

laugh. This says it all!!!

Hope you are feeling better. Wishing you pain free days.

As you always say to me, " Here is a monster hug " for you.

Hugs,

Barbara

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> Heidi in Mass....

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> If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about

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> My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things

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> My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and

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***ROFLOL*** That's funny, Heidi and sadly accurate.......Doreen

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> Hi..

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> Here's a little funny for ya....

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> Heidi in Mass....

> ____________________________________

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> IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...

>

> If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about

> trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and

> scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull

> But that's not the worst of it.

>

> My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see

> things up close.

>

> My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide

> and skid and bump into things, even in the best of weather.

>

> My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

>

> It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.

>

> My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

>

> But here's the worst of it --

>

> Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh....

>

> Either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

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[Guest guest]

Heidi in M.  and group'

 

Omg I just figured out what you meant. haaaaaaa.  That sounds like me to.  That

is so cute and so accurate for some of us.  thank you

 

clora 

 

From: Mimi <mimi212@...>

Subject: [ ] Re: OT: If my body were a car.....

Date: Sunday, November 16, 2008, 10:48 AM

***ROFLOL*** That's funny, Heidi and sadly accurate.... ...Doreen

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> Hi..

>

> Here's a little funny for ya....

>

> Heidi in Mass....

> ____________ _________ _________ ______

>

> IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...

>

> If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about

> trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and

> scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull

> But that's not the worst of it.

>

> My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see

> things up close.

>

> My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide

> and skid and bump into things, even in the best of weather.

>

> My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

>

> It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.

>

> My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

>

> But here's the worst of it --

>

> Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh....

>

> Either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

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[Guest guest]

HAHAHA I love it.That is one I will definately pass on. Thanks for the

laugh, sad that it is so true

Heidi M

On Sat, Nov 15, 2008 at 11:13 PM, <sposy@...> wrote:

> Hi..

>

> Here's a little funny for ya....

>

> Heidi in Mass....

>

>

>

> ____________________________________

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

> IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...

>

> If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading

> it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my

> finish,

> and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of

> it.

>

> My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up

> close.

>

> My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid

> and

> bump into things, even in the best of weather.

>

> My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

>

> It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.

>

> My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

>

> But here's the worst of it --

>

> Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh....

>

> Either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

>

> ____________________________________

>

>

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