For the Laughs

[Guest guest]

Sister Mathematical and Sister Logical

Two nuns went out of their convent to sell cookies. One of them is

known as Sister Mathematical and the other one is known as Sister

Logical.

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

Sister Logical: Have you noticed that a man has been following us

for the past half-hour?

Sister Mathematical: Yes, I wonder what he wants.

Sister Logical: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

Sister Mathematical: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15

minutes at the most. What can we do?

Sister Logical: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

Sister Mathematical: It's not working.

Sister Logical: Of course it's not working. The man did the only

logical thing. He started to walk faster too.

Sister Mathematical: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will

reach us in one minute.

Sister Logical: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go

that way and I’ll go the this way. He cannot follows us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what has

happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

Sister Mathematical: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell

me what happened!

Sister Logical: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't

follow us both, so he followed me.

Sister Mathematical: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

Sister Logical: The only logical thing happened. I started to run

as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

Sister Mathematical: And?

Sister Logical: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

Sister Mathematical: Oh, dear! What did you do?

Sister Logical: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

Sister Mathematical: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

Sister Logical: The only logical thing to do. He pulled his pants down.

Sister Mathematical: Oh, no! What happened then?

Sister Logical: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can

run faster than a man with his pants down.

(and you thought it would be dirty! Say two ‘Hail 's)