Re: Article on too-thin celebrities

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Hello all! My name is Joy and I've been a (mostly quiet) member here for about two years, and have been thinking about posting more.

This morning I saw an article on Hollywoods Hungriest Stars on my homepage and thought I'd share. Here's the link if you want to see the pictures, I copied a few of the captions below:

http://movies.msn.com/movies/galleryfeature/celebrity-thin/?GT1=7701 & silentchk=1 &

Then there are the ones such as nne , who gave eve magazine the straight scoop on how hard it is to maintain a Hollywood physique.

"I still battle with my deeply boring diet of, essentially, yogurt and breakfast cereal and granola bars. I hate dieting. I hate having to do it to be the 'right' size. I'm hungry all the time," she said. "I think I'm a slender person, but the industry apparently doesn't. All actresses are hungry all the time, I think."

Hungry all the time. What kind of life is this? deserves, well, more. And so do the rest of these hungry-looking stars. Look, you're already better-looking and more talented than the rest of us. Eat something already. You look fine!

Amy Winehouse Telling Amy Winehouse she looks like she could stand to eat a sandwich is like knocking on the door of a burning house and offering the occupants a glass of water. But we're going to do it anyway. Amy Winehouse, girl, you look hungry! And by that, we mean ... starving. Eat something. And by something, we do not mean pills, cigarettes, intoxicating beverages or anything else not found on the USDA's food pyramid. In case there is no food pyramid in England, where you're currently squandering your talent and risking your life living, it's a drawing of fruits, vegetables, eggs, meat, cheese, bread and other delicious substances that are actually meant to be put into the body. Quick, before your chopstick legs snap!

Teri Hatcher It doesn't take Superman's heroic vision to see all of Teri Hatcher's bones. The "Desperate Housewives" star has gone from slim to skeletal since she co-starred on that superseries so long ago. We miss the curves. Her skin looks so tightly stretched across her statuesque frame that we're guessing one carelessly tossed spatula could split her in two. Teri, in case all this dieting has made you feel desperate, take heart. You're thin enough. Possibly even too thin. A few pounds might bring back that Lois Lane magic we loved so much. Bone bon appétit!

Beckham Posh, you need to nosh. Cantaloupes are for eating, not for surgically implanting into your fat-free chest. Although the Spice Girl has made a name for herself as a fashion icon, and although she looks remarkable for one who's birthed three children, she's lost a lot of her sexiness in the transformation. She often looks more like an avenging alien than a perky pop star. The Internet is full of reports of what she allegedly eats: lettuce, frozen grapes, soybeans and Diet Coke. Whatever's actually going down her tiny gullet, though, it can't be much. She's gotta be starving! Gas prices getting you down? Search AOL Autos for fuel-efficient used cars.