Guest guest Posted August 24, 2000 Report Share Posted August 24, 2000 70-year old went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. said, " , everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with God? " replied, " God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom *poof* the light goes on, when I'm done *poof* the light goes off. " " Wow! " commented Dr. , " That's incredible! " A little later in the day Dr. called 's wife. " Ethel, " he said, " is doing fine. Physically he's great. But, I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof* the light goes on in the bathroom, and then when he is through *poof* the light goes off? " Ethel exclaimed, " Oh, my God! He's peeing in the refrigerator again! " ------------------------------------------------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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