more funnies/ we all need to laugh

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More questions to think about......

   

    If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several

times, does he

    become disoriented?

    If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people

from Holland called

    Holes?

    If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia,

would you get a

    Philip's screwdriver?

    If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

    If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

    When someone asks you, 'A penny for your thoughts' and you

put your two cents

    in, what happens to the other penny?

    Why is the man who invest all your money called a broker?

    Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale

bread to begin with

    

    When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

    Why is a person who plays the piano call a pianist, but a

person who drives a

    race car not called a racist?

    Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposite things?

    If horrific mean to make horrible, doesn't terrific mean to

make terrible?

    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one?

    'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English

language. Could it

    be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

    If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked,

doesn't it follow that

    electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys

deranged, models

    deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

    Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?

    Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion

stars in the

    universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall

has wet paint,

    you will have to touch it to be sure?

 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ JAN.......... I hope today is better than

yesterday and half as good as tomorrow.