Guest guest Posted August 17, 1999 Report Share Posted August 17, 1999 Here are a few I received at work.... An old woman was riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building, when a young and beautiful woman got onto the elevator smelling of expensive perfume. The young woman turned to the old woman and said arrogantly, " Romance by Ralph , $150 an ounce! " The elevator stopped and another young and beautiful woman got onto the elevator. She also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, " Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce! " About three floors later, the old woman reached her destination. Before getting off the elevator, the old woman looked both young, beautiful women in the eye, then bent over and farted, saying.... " Broccoli. 49 cents a pound. " ---one more funny for all parents - an oldie but a goodie--- <A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in thier bedroom. " You know what? " , says the 7 year old, " I think it's about time we start swearing. " The 4 year old nods his head in approval. " When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say 'hell' and you say 'ass', O.K.? " " O.K. " the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast. " Aw, hell mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios. " WHACK!! He's knocked out of his chair, across the kitchen floor, gets up and runs upstairs crying his eyes out. The mother looked at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, " and what do YOU want for breakfast, young man? " " I don't know, he blubbers, " but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios. " <<GRINS>> L. --- AngieCATW1@... wrote: > From: AngieCATW1@... > > In a message dated 08/16/1999 11:22:18 AM Eastern > Daylight Time, > biglou5685@... writes: > > << You can send me jokes anytime...Laughing always > makes me feel better.. >> > I agree > > --------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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