Party for DL

[Guest guest]

Dear parents,

Just had to add a little quick, yet long response to Mr.

Leary's lovley remarks.. First I wanted to say that I finally read

the article. Was not going to do it, but it was in my face so guess

what, I picked up the paper and read. Yes..I know it would be such a

shock to him but I am one of the lucky few who can read! Amazing..

right? As I read his article I saw that he used the word " Yer " As in

YER kids. Since I am so stupid I didn't quite understand what that

meant. I didn't know that " Yer " was a word. So wow, thank God I read

the article, I guess I must have sent my brain into a flurry of

unexplained knowledge.

Suddenly... I though OMG ( in case others out there are stupid

like I am ..that means.. Oh My God.) I couldn't beleive the wonderful

phrases and sentences that man could put down on paper. I could never

do that. I am so stupid that I have to use a " Speller " and use spell

check on Word (on the computer)

After my brain finally came down from its high..I thought,

gee, I think I need to have a party an invite Mr. Leary to it. He has

been so helpful to me. I never knew someone thought of my child was

stupid. maybe because I am stupid. Yes, that must be it " yer " right

Mr. L. I guess my family is just stupid. Thank you for bringing that

to my attention, because you know ..since I am so stupid I would have

never known if not for you and your beautiful choices of words.

Thanks to you there is so much more attention out there. Now maybe

the world will finally know how stupid my family is and we might get

that extra attention to get some help!

Anyway, I thought it would be fun to have a party and have

Mr. L. come. Would you like to come Mr.L? Oh, sorry, it will be

difficult for me to send directions since I can't even read a

map..but heck thats why we have youI finally have an excuse for my

actions. Somehow I will get you the invite..I think I can use paper,

and I know there is a stamp that's needed too.

At first I thought of a dinner party. Then I said..no that

would be really stupid of me..a fund raiser for stupid parents like

myself. Yes..thats what it should be about; and MR. L could be the

guest speaker. Maybe if others hear Mr. L's opinions we can finally

get the help we all need. At least I could, you know, becuase my

whole family is stupid right?

We could have cotton candy, ooops well then who would run it.

I don't think my brain could handle that job..no, it would be too

much info for it to process. Ok, so then what could we have at this

fair? Oh yes..a dunk tank. Mr. L. would be the center of attention.

(I hear he likes that.Please correct me if I am wrong Mr. L, but you

know I can't help it..my brain is not as advanced as yours.)

SO..we could ask him to sit on it. All of us stupid parents

(sorry I guess I should just speak for myself) I could try to take

that round thing..I think its called a ball..and give it to my

daughter. Only problem is she would actually throw the ball and dunk

Mr. L.!!! Since he seems to think of my little girl as stupid, (or

his other lovley choices of words)well then he would not believe she

could do it. So I ask you this Mr. L. or anyone else. Will you join

me and come to this fair??? Think how fun it would be for you to

prove your point. How fun would it be for you, just sitting there on

your little water throne, and I am sure you would think you would not

get dunked...because as you know we are stupid. What do you have to

lose? I would gladly pay to do this, and what a great way to help pay

for our much needed education? After all it looks like you think we

could all use the education. Might as well make some money and try to

get some help. You know... since all the doctors are not helping..

Oh one last thing.. " Yer " ..welcome to clean the toilets, stay

up with my daughter untill all hours of the night, take the batteries

and shards of plastic she chews up..out of her mouth at 2am, lock all

the doors and windows, run after her down the road while avoiding

cars hitting her, buy the pull-ups and baby wipes (when she is six)

Stop her from running up and down the stairs fifty times a day, stop

her from turning on the shower to " hot " .. make sure she does not turn

into a skeleton becuase she refuses to eat any food, teach her to

talk, teach her to get dressed without a fight, talk to the

behaviorist, go to the doctor because she is so blocked up with sh*!

due to her GI problems, wait for a perscription while she screams at

the top of her lungs for no reason at all, stay at home and never go

out because the noise it too loud everywhere...and that is just a

portion of my day. I don't know, it seems to me that I am just too

stupid. You mean, you think I chose this life and I was just too dumb

to know it? Oh, silly me..gee I guess I must have caused all this

myself, you better get over here quick and fix it!If I am so dumb,

and you are the smart one than you tell me what should I be doing?

My Great Grandfater who was a judge, and my all the doctors,

nurses, and other smarty pants in my family would like you to see how

you would do it! As for all the spelling errors in this email..don't

worry about it, we all know its because I am dumb!

Anyone else up for the dunk tank??I think its Party

time!

Sky's Mom