OT, but funny...In a Perfect World.......LOL!

[Guest guest]

Ok this has nothing to do with breastfeeding really, and I don't normally

send this kind of stuff out, but this is one of the funniest things I have

seen in a long time!

Hope you enjoy

Stacie

<<If women ruled the world...

* Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.

* PMS would be a legitimate defense in court

* Men would get reputations for sleeping around.

* Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding

rings in their pockets.

* A man would no longer be considered a " good catch " simply because he is

breathing.

* Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standards would

increase by 40 pounds.

* Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.

* " MS. " Magazine would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad

male models.

*Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of

bedtime.

*Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none

of the credit.

*Little girls would read " Snow White and the Seven Hunks " .

* Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women made.

*Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas.

*Men would HAVE to get playboy for the articles, because there would be NO

pictures.

*Men would learn phrases like: " I " m sorry " , " I love you " , and " You're

beautiful " , " Of course you don't look fat in that outfit " .

*Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments.

*Men would sit and wonder what WE are thinking.

*Men would pay as much attention to their women as to their cars.

*All toilet seats would be nailed down.

*Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their career.

*TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute.

*All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator.

*During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19

year olds.

*Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly.

*After a baby is born, men would take a six-week paternity leave to wait on

their wives hand and foot.

*For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old for

six weeks!>>