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Steve,

Is your company, Arizona Snake Oil LLC

related in any way to ARIZONA HERPETOLOGICAL PROCESSORS LLC? See http://www.yananow.net/troopc.htm#snakeoil

for their recent Press Release:

Announcing a breakthrough in cures

for what ails you.

The

Arizona Herpetological Processors LLC has announced a breakthrough in remedies

for any ailment known to man.

A

new concoction is being tested in our lab that will be available soon. Dr.

Good's Western Hognose Snake Elixir will be added to our Rattle Snake Grease

Compound making our products a complete line of snake potions for treatment of

almost anything.

We

were the first to observe the ability of some snakes to reduce the populations

of little critters in the wild. Mice, ground squirrels and pack rats all were

depleted when a snake moved to their neighborhood. It was found that the snakes

were eating them. We hypothesized that if critters of this size were threatened

then the microscopic critters that cause many of man's diseases would be

terrorized and die when coming in contact with anything distilled from a snake.

We

now have potions available for exterior use, Rattle Snake Grease, and interior

use, Dr. Goods Elixir. Youse can pay your money and take your choice. We are

hoping that by breaking this news to the media individuals will be able to get

in on the 'ground floor' of the potential escalation of our stock price.

The

efficacy of our products has been proclaimed by Gerald ers of Bowie AZ who

writes: " I tried your Rattle Snake Compound and I have lost 20 pounds,

lowered my cholesterol level, stopped my Migraines and increased my sexual

prowess. (My dauber is 1/2 inch longer.) Send me more. "

Our Motto: " When

you are feeling lower than a snake's belly, rub on some Rattle Snake Grease! "

Oh! And just in passing, one of the claims

made on one of the websites in conjunction with Nutrition 2000 is that it will “….cure

mental health….” Presumably that will increase sales even

more.

All the best

Terry Herbert

I have no medical

qualifications but I was diagnosed in ‘96: and have learned a bit since

then.

My sites are at www.yananow.net and www.prostatecancerwatchfulwaiting.co.za

Dr

“Snuffy” Myers : " As a physician, I am painfully aware that most of

the decisions we make with regard to prostate cancer are made with inadequate

data "

From: ProstateCancerSupport [mailto:ProstateCancerSupport ] On Behalf Of Steve Jordan

Sent: Tuesday, 9 March 2010 8:30

AM

To: ProstateCancerSupport

Subject: Re:

" New " Nutrition Study

> Snake Oil

Hey now! As exclusive purveyor for Arizona Snake Oil LLC, I

protest this implied canard!

;-)

Regards,

Steve J

PS: The replies to Alan have all the stigmata of quackery.

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