Guest guest Posted March 8, 2010 Report Share Posted March 8, 2010 Steve, Is your company, Arizona Snake Oil LLC related in any way to ARIZONA HERPETOLOGICAL PROCESSORS LLC? See http://www.yananow.net/troopc.htm#snakeoil for their recent Press Release: Announcing a breakthrough in cures for what ails you. The Arizona Herpetological Processors LLC has announced a breakthrough in remedies for any ailment known to man. A new concoction is being tested in our lab that will be available soon. Dr. Good's Western Hognose Snake Elixir will be added to our Rattle Snake Grease Compound making our products a complete line of snake potions for treatment of almost anything. We were the first to observe the ability of some snakes to reduce the populations of little critters in the wild. Mice, ground squirrels and pack rats all were depleted when a snake moved to their neighborhood. It was found that the snakes were eating them. We hypothesized that if critters of this size were threatened then the microscopic critters that cause many of man's diseases would be terrorized and die when coming in contact with anything distilled from a snake. We now have potions available for exterior use, Rattle Snake Grease, and interior use, Dr. Goods Elixir. Youse can pay your money and take your choice. We are hoping that by breaking this news to the media individuals will be able to get in on the 'ground floor' of the potential escalation of our stock price. The efficacy of our products has been proclaimed by Gerald ers of Bowie AZ who writes: " I tried your Rattle Snake Compound and I have lost 20 pounds, lowered my cholesterol level, stopped my Migraines and increased my sexual prowess. (My dauber is 1/2 inch longer.) Send me more. " Our Motto: " When you are feeling lower than a snake's belly, rub on some Rattle Snake Grease! " Oh! And just in passing, one of the claims made on one of the websites in conjunction with Nutrition 2000 is that it will “….cure mental health….” Presumably that will increase sales even more. All the best Terry Herbert I have no medical qualifications but I was diagnosed in ‘96: and have learned a bit since then. My sites are at www.yananow.net and www.prostatecancerwatchfulwaiting.co.za Dr “Snuffy” Myers : " As a physician, I am painfully aware that most of the decisions we make with regard to prostate cancer are made with inadequate data " From: ProstateCancerSupport [mailto:ProstateCancerSupport ] On Behalf Of Steve Jordan Sent: Tuesday, 9 March 2010 8:30 AM To: ProstateCancerSupport Subject: Re: " New " Nutrition Study > Snake Oil Hey now! As exclusive purveyor for Arizona Snake Oil LLC, I protest this implied canard! ;-) Regards, Steve J PS: The replies to Alan have all the stigmata of quackery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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