The Ambidextrous Golfer

August 21, 2000

Four guys who worked together always played golf as a group at 10:00am

on Sundays. Unfortunately, one of them moved away and they were

talking about trying to fill out the foursome. A woman standing near

the tee said, " Hey, I like to play, may I join in as the fourth

player? "

They were hesitant, but said she could come once to try it and they

could see what they thought. " Good, " she replied. " I'll be here at

9:00 or 10:00. "

The following Sunday, she showed up right on the dot of at 9:00 and,

after they all had a pre-match coffee, played the course. They were

astounded when she ended up setting a course record with a 7-under-par

round. The guys went nuts and everyone in the clubhouse congratulated

her. She had been such a great player, a great sport and so very

attractive that the four happily invited her back the next week.

" Sure, " she said. " I'll be here at 9:00 or 10:00! "

The following week she again arrived promptly at 9:00 and, after the

usual coffees, they went off to play again. They were totally amazed

when she matched her record of the previous week, especially as she

played the course left-handed, not right-handed like last time.

Noticing their expressions, she explained that she was ambidextrous.

Awe struck, they asked her to become the permanent fourth and headed

off to the 19th hole when she readily agreed.

The drinks started flowing, and one of the guys asked the question

that they had all been dying to ask. " How do you decide which you are

going to play - right-handed or left-handed? "

Relaxed after a few drinks, she explained her system. " Before I leave

for the golf course, I pull the covers off my husband, who sleeps in

the nude. If his dick is pointing to the right, I play right-handed;

if it's pointed to the left, I play left-handed. "

" And what if it's pointed straight up? " asked one.

" Then I'll be here at 10:00!! "

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Rhino

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