Fwd: - what's your new name?

[Guest guest]

A new version of the naming generator thingys - enjoy!

Caroline

(loopy girdlebuns!)

> Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need

some silliness

to

> break up the day. Here is your dose...Follow the Instructions

to find

your

> funny name.

>

> The following is an excerpt from a children's book, " Captain

Underpants

and

> the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants " , by Dave Pilkey:

The evil

> Professor forces everyone to assume new names.....

>

> Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW

First name:

> a = stinky

> b = lumpy

> c = buttercup

> d = gidget

> e = crusty

> f = greasy

> g = fluffy

> h = cheeseball

> i = chim-chim

> j = poopsie

> k = flunky

> l = booger

> m = pinky

> n = zippy

> o = goober

> p = doofus

> q = slimy

> r = loopy

> s = snotty

> t = falafel

> u = dorkey

> v = squeezit

> w = oprah

> x = skipper

> y = dinky

> z = zsa-zsa

>

> Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first

half of

your

> NEW last name:

> a = diaper

> b = toilet

> c = giggle

> d = bubble

> e = girdle

> f = barf

> g = lizard

> h = waffle

> i = cootie

> j = monkey

> k = potty

> l = liver

> m = banana

> n = rhino

> o = burger

> p = hamster

> q = toad

> r = gizzard

> s = pizza

> t = gerbil

> u = chicken

> v = pickle

> w = chuckle

> x = tofu

> y = gorilla

> z = stinker

>

> Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second

half of

your

> NEW last name:

> a = head

> b = mouth

> c = face

> d = nose

> e = tush

> f = breath

> g = pants

> h = shorts

> i = lips

> j = honker

> k = butt

> l = brain

> m = tushie

> n = chunks

> o = hiney

> p = biscuits

> q = toes

> r = buns

> s = fanny

> t = sniffer

> u = sprinkles

> v = kisser

> w = squirt

> x =humperdinck

> y = brains

> z = juice

>

> Thus, for example, W. Bush's new name is Crusty

Chickenshorts. Go

> figure. Now when you forward this...use your new name as the

" title of

the

> subject line "

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