Guest guest Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer: @ PRISON @ WORK You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell @ PRISON You spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle @ WORK You get three meals a day, fully paid for @ PRISON You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it @ WORK For good behavior, you get time off For good behavior, you get more work @ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you @ PRISON @ WORK You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself @ WORK You can watch TV and play games @ PRISON You could get fired for watching TV and playing games @ WORK You get your own toilet @ PRISON You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat @ WORK They allow your family and friends to visit @ PRISON You aren't even supposed to speak to your family @ WORK All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required @ PRISON You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners @ WORK You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars @ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens @ WORK They are called 'managers' THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE. Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails. Weeping may endure for the night, but Praise God joy cometh in the morning.Psalm 30:5 Love and Prayers, Peggyipf 6/04Worry looks around.Sorry looks back,Faith looks up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 oh my lord! i busted up laughing ....thanks peggy! > > > > Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this > should make things a little bit clearer: > > > > @ PRISON > > > > @ WORK > You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell > > @ PRISON > You spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle > > > @ WORK > You get three meals a day, fully paid for > > @ PRISON > You get a break for one meal and > you have to pay for it > > @ WORK > For good behavior, you get time off > For good behavior, you get more work > > @ PRISON > The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you > > > @ PRISON > > @ WORK > You must carry a security card > and open all the doors yourself > > @ WORK > You can watch TV and play games > > @ PRISON > You could get fired for watching > TV and playing games > > @ WORK > You get your own toilet > > > @ PRISON > You have to share the toilet with > people who pee on the seat > > @ WORK > They allow your family and friends to visit > > @ PRISON > You aren't even supposed to speak > to your family > > @ WORK > All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required > > > @ PRISON > You must pay all your expenses to go > to work, and they deduct taxes from > your salary to pay for prisoners > > @ WORK > You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out > You spend most of your time wanting > to get out and go inside bars > > @ PRISON > You must deal with sadistic wardens > > @ WORK > They are called 'managers' > > THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE. > > > Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails. > > > > Weeping may endure for the night, but Praise God joy cometh in the > morning. > Psalm 30:5 > > > > > Love and Prayers, Peggy > ipf 6/04 > > Worry looks around. > Sorry looks back, > Faith looks up. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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