OFF TOPIC: Lawyers Loma Proton Therapy Plus 4 months!

[Guest guest]

Ah! The lawyer jokes:………

How do you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His mouth is open

How can you tell that the victim of a hit

run accident is a lawyer?

No skid marks

And what about the lawyer who told his

mother that he was a piano player in a whorehouse?

All the best

Terry

From: ProstateCancerSupport [mailto:ProstateCancerSupport ] On Behalf Of Alan Meyer

Sent: Monday, 14 November 2011

11:25 AM

To: ProstateCancerSupport

Subject: RE:

Loma Proton Therapy Plus 4 months!

> I know here in Australia,

the lawyers have made the whole thing

> so complex it is almost impossible for a power of attorney to

> be drawn up without using a lawyer – and paying them their

> exorbitant fees.

I understand that there is a big problem off the beaches of

Australia

with shark attacks on people. However, to the best of

my knowledge, no lawyers have ever been attacked.

Some say it's professional courtesy.

(Sorry, couldn't help myself. :^)

Alan

[Guest guest]

What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?

A shortage of sand.> I know here in Australia , the lawyers have made the whole thing> so complex it is almost impossible for a power of attorney to> be drawn up without using a lawyer – and paying them their> exorbitant fees.I understand that there is a big problem off the beaches ofAustralia with shark attacks on people. However, to the best ofmy knowledge, no lawyers have ever been attacked.Some say it's professional courtesy.(Sorry, couldn't help myself. :^)Alan

[Guest guest]

Okay, I’ll just send one (of many) and if I send more, it will be off-list. Q: Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service. Chuck From: ProstateCancerSupport [mailto:ProstateCancerSupport ] On Behalf Of ClowesSent: Sunday, November 13, 2011 7:29 PMTo: ProstateCancerSupport Subject: Re: OFF TOPIC: Lawyers Loma Proton Therapy Plus 4 months! What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand? A shortage of sand.> I know here in Australia , the lawyers have made the whole thing> so complex it is almost impossible for a power of attorney to> be drawn up without using a lawyer – and paying them their> exorbitant fees.I understand that there is a big problem off the beaches ofAustralia with shark attacks on people. However, to the best ofmy knowledge, no lawyers have ever been attacked.Some say it's professional courtesy.(Sorry, couldn't help myself. :^)Alan