Humor re Healthcare

[Guest guest]

Entirely too cute (¯`v´¯).`·.¸.·´ ¸.·´¸.·´¨) ¸.·*¨)(¸.·´ (¸.·´ .·´ ¸ JackieTo: maack1@...From: maack1@...Date: Tue, 19 Jun 2012 20:48:35 -0500Subject: Humor re Healthcare

Humor time......re Healthcare. We need to laugh to lift our spirits! As

the saying goes: "Laughter is the Best Medicine."

The American Medical Association has weighed in on Healthcare plans.

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists

advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the

Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a

misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said,

"Oh, grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the

Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists

claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face

on the matter".

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were

pissed off at the whole idea.

Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty

Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to

the asses in Washington.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

[Guest guest]

Chuck,

Thank you for the humor,,,nice way to start the day....with a big smile...we all need this from time to time.

Have a wonderful day.

Best Wishes,

Sheila