off topic - emailers anonymous - (new symptoms)

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Uh-oh -does anyone here recognize the symptoms?

**Top Ten Signs That You Know It's Time to Join Emailers Anonymous**

10. You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom, and check your email on the way

back to bed.

9. Your firstborn is named Dotcom.

8. You turn off your computer and you are suddenly filled with a feeling of

emptiness, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

7. You spend half of a plane trip with your laptop in your lap...and your child

in the overhead compartment.

6. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two..just for the

free internet access.

5. You find yourself typing " com " after every period.com

4. You refer to going to the bathroom as " downloading " .

3. You move into a new home and decided to Netscape before you landscape.

2. You start tilting your head sideways to smile

And the Number One sign that you know it's time to join emailers anonymous:

1. Immediately after reading this list you email it to someone.