Guest guest Posted November 8, 2000 Report Share Posted November 8, 2000 >> A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary >> clinic. As >> he lay the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out >> his >> stethoscope, placing the receptor on the dog's >> chest. After a >> moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and >> said, " I'm >> sorry, but your dog has passed away. " >> >> " What? " screamed the man. " How can you tell? You >> haven't done >> any testing on him or anything. I want another >> opinion! " >> >> With that, the vet turned and left the room. In a >> few moments, >> he returned with a Labrador Retriever. The Retriever >> when right >> to work, checking the poor dog out thoroughly. After >> a >> considerable amount of sniffing, the Retriever sadly >> shook his >> head and said " Bark " . The veterinarian then took the >> Labrador >> out and returned in a few moments with a cat, who >> also checked >> out the poor dog on the table. As had his >> predecessors, the cat >> sadly shook his head and said, " Meow. " He then >> jumped off the >> table and ran out of the room. The veterinarian >> handed the man >> a bill for $600. The dog's owner went postal. >> >> " $600! Just to tell me my dog is dead? This is >> outrageous! " >> >> The vet shook his head sadly and explained. " If you >> had taken >> my word for it, it would have been $50, but with the >> Lab work >> and the cat scan... " > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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