Guest guest Posted February 24, 2000 Report Share Posted February 24, 2000 This is just too funny not to share with you. Wonder if is in out group! WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (The actual AP headline) Burnett, 23, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that 's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. And, yes, is a blonde. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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