Re: Fw: Cutest Little Unhappiest Dogs. FUNNY!

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Hysterical. I needed a good laugh. Thanks so much!!!!!!!!!!!

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Those are just too cute.

Rue

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Oh my word! These are the funniest pictures, I have seen in ages!

Thanks for sharing!

Kathy

--- Jenni <chaospearl@...> wrote:

From: Jenni <chaospearl@...>

Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 01:11:09 -0500

Rheumatoid Arthritis

Subject: Fw: Cutest Little Unhappiest

Dogs. FUNNY!

Two off-topics from me in a single night. Ah well. I could

not resist forwarding this along after reading the conversation

about the bunny ears on the pets. I hope picture emails will

make it through this list... if not, anyone interested can

email me privately and I'll send it. It's a whole email full

of snapshots of dogs wearing absurd costumes and the comments

they'd be making if they could speak. My Yorkshire wears the

occasional sweater, so I'm unfortunately guilty as charged...

Jenni

__________________________________________________________

[]

You see, my FUR keeps me warm.

Your sweaters only serve to insult me.

[]

When I say " woof, " I mean " I hate you. "

[]

If the choice is between prison and playing dress up with you,

I choose prison.

[] As if it wasn't hard enough being called anorexic all the

time; now you dress me up as an old drunken hooker.

[]

If you think I won't eat you when you die, you're dead wrong.

[]

Though I have provided all the evidence in the world, perhaps I

should take this time to state a certain fact explicitly: I am

a dog. I am NOT a CHILD.

[]

As you must be mentally off, I'll cut you some slack.

[]

If you wanted a bunny, why didn't you just buy one?

[]

Please remind me why I'm supposed to love you.

[]

I give you everything I have to give and you still wish I was a

Dalmatian...

[]

I wish your husband had taken me with him when he left.

[]

If I had hands I'd strangle you.

[]

What is wrong with you. Seriously. Did you not get enough love

as a child? Is your world so completely devoid of meaning that

you think dressing me as a flower is a form of care taking? I

hope the house gets burgled tonight.

[]

Remember this moment when I pee on your Persian rug tonight.

[]

What am I wearing? Am I a picnic table? A waitress?

[]

I wonder how many of these I have to slip into her water to end

the torment.

[]

Could someone out there please have my owner put to sleep?

[]

Very funny. You come up with that yourself?

[]

Look, I'm barely a dog. I have enough identity issues without

you dressing me up as a cheetah.

[]

Dang it. How am I going to get a girl when I look like I'm

being strangled by a cartoon cat?

[]

You are ruining what self-esteem I have left.

[]

And I thought the bunny suit was bad... What am I now? A

Dogglebee? Please stop. Please.

[]

You're going to embalm me when I'm dead, aren't you?

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enough about dogs already!

----- Original Message -----

From: " Rue " <maryrue@...>

<Rheumatoid Arthritis >

Sent: Sunday, March 27, 2005 6:49 AM

Subject: Re: Fw: Cutest Little Unhappiest Dogs.

FUNNY!

>

> Those are just too cute.

> Rue

>

> BOXER DOGS ARE BEAUTIFUL maryrue@...

> Web Pages:

> http://www.geocities.com/bmtboxers/

> http://www.angelfire.com/ms/beamartonsboxers

> http://f1.pg.photos./ph/maryrue/album

> boxerlovers

> beamartonraylynn

> boxerloverscollectiblescorner

>

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

----- Original Message -----

From: Ray

> enough about dogs already!

That's why I like dogs better than I do most people. A dog would never say "Enough about people already!" You could always use your delete key. Only two fingers on one hand are working today and none on the other hand and I'm still able to use my delete key.

Nina

[Guest guest]

" Ray " <dyssilva@c...> wrote:

> enough about dogs already!

Well all I can say is........

If you do not have a bit of humor then all you do is stay depressed

and hurt more!

If all you talk about is pain, then it is all you think about. Someday

I will tell you why I know this.

Is there something that you wish to ask the group, that you feel you

are being neglected? I am certain NO one meant it that way. ;-)

s

[Guest guest]

Hey, I did not join this group to discuss dogs! Why don't you start a dog group? I have been using the delete key and I have been patient. I also have two great dogs and I love dogs. Problem is, there are more messages about dogs than about RA. I can always leave the group if it becomes a canine discussion group!

----- Original Message -----

From: Nina

Rheumatoid Arthritis

Sent: Sunday, March 27, 2005 10:22 AM

Subject: Re: Fw: Cutest Little Unhappiest Dogs. FUNNY!

----- Original Message -----

From: Ray

> enough about dogs already!

That's why I like dogs better than I do most people. A dog would never say "Enough about people already!" You could always use your delete key. Only two fingers on one hand are working today and none on the other hand and I'm still able to use my delete key.

Nina

[Guest guest]

----- Original Message -----

From: Ray

>Hey, I did not join this group to discuss dogs! Why don't you start a dog group? I have been using the delete key and I have been patient. I also have two great dogs and I love dogs. Problem is, there are more messages about dogs than about RA.

There have only been a few messages over the past couple of days. You are over reacting.

> I can always leave the group if it becomes a canine discussion group!

That's one option. Your choice.

Nina

[Guest guest]

Ray,

I apologize that you felt the dog email was a waste of your time. I do realize I shouldn't be posting so much stuff that has nothing to do with medical issues. I only shared it because everyone's been discussing pets anyway and I thought it might make at least one person smile, and when you've woken up for the second week in a row with joints that won't move and skin that bruises on contact and twenty extra pounds that you can't shed, sometimes a laugh is the only thing in the world to help. That's why I posted the lasagne email, too. Behold the healing power of laughter!

Jenni

[Guest guest]

----- Original Message -----

From: Jenni

> I apologize that you felt the dog email was a waste of your time. I do realize I shouldn't be posting so much stuff that has nothing to do with medical issues. I only shared it because everyone's been discussing pets anyway and I thought it might make at least one person smile, and when you've woken up for the second week in a row with joints that won't move and skin that bruises on contact and twenty extra pounds that you can't shed, sometimes a laugh is the only thing in the world to help. That's why I posted the lasagne email, too. Behold the healing power of laughter!

I personally enjoyed a moment's respite from life and pain to laugh and smile a little.

Nina

[Guest guest]

I apologize also, I am having a rough time and it is carrying over into my mood apparently. Please continue to discuss whatever makes you happy. I might even upload a picture of my dogs!

Ray

----- Original Message -----

From: Jenni

Rheumatoid Arthritis

Sent: Sunday, March 27, 2005 11:07 AM

Subject: Re: Fw: Cutest Little Unhappiest Dogs. FUNNY!

Ray,

I apologize that you felt the dog email was a waste of your time. I do realize I shouldn't be posting so much stuff that has nothing to do with medical issues. I only shared it because everyone's been discussing pets anyway and I thought it might make at least one person smile, and when you've woken up for the second week in a row with joints that won't move and skin that bruises on contact and twenty extra pounds that you can't shed, sometimes a laugh is the only thing in the world to help. That's why I posted the lasagne email, too. Behold the healing power of laughter!

Jenni

[Guest guest]

----- Original Message -----

From: Ray

> I apologize also, I am having a rough time and it is carrying over into my mood apparently. Please continue to discuss whatever makes you happy. I might even upload a picture of my dogs!

No need to apologize!! Would love to see your dogs.

Nina

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I'd like to see the picture Ray!

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-----Original Message-----From: Ray [mailto:dyssilva@...]Sent: Sunday, March 27, 2005 1:09 PMRheumatoid Arthritis Subject: Re: Fw: Cutest Little Unhappiest Dogs. FUNNY!

I apologize also, I am having a rough time and it is carrying over into my mood apparently. Please continue to discuss whatever makes you happy. I might even upload a picture of my dogs!

Ray

[Guest guest]

Thank you Ray. :-) Would love to see your pets.

Kathy

--- " Ray " <dyssilva@...> wrote:

From: " Ray " <dyssilva@...>

Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 13:08:50 -0500

<Rheumatoid Arthritis >

Subject: Re: Fw: Cutest Little

Unhappiest Dogs. FUNNY!

I apologize also, I am having a rough time and it is carrying

over into my mood apparently. Please continue to discuss

whatever makes you happy. I might even upload a picture of my

dogs!

Ray

----- Original Message -----

From: Jenni

Rheumatoid Arthritis

Sent: Sunday, March 27, 2005 11:07 AM

Subject: Re: Fw: Cutest Little

Unhappiest Dogs. FUNNY!

Ray,

I apologize that you felt the dog email was a waste of your

time. I do realize I shouldn't be posting so much stuff that

has nothing to do with medical issues. I only shared it

because everyone's been discussing pets anyway and I thought it

might make at least one person smile, and when you've woken up

for the second week in a row with joints that won't move and

skin that bruises on contact and twenty extra pounds that you

can't shed, sometimes a laugh is the only thing in the world to

help. That's why I posted the lasagne email, too. Behold the

healing power of laughter!

Jenni

[Guest guest]

I hope you do Ray. They always make us feel better and it is sure a good way to share with the group something (someone, I think-dogs are people too) that is important to us.

----- Original Message ----- From: Ray

Rheumatoid Arthritis

Sent: Sunday, March 27, 2005 11:08

Subject: Re: Fw: Cutest Little Unhappiest Dogs. FUNNY!

I apologize also, I am having a rough time and it is carrying over into my mood apparently. Please continue to discuss whatever makes you happy. I might even upload a picture of my dogs!

Ray

----- Original Message -----

From: Jenni

Rheumatoid Arthritis

Sent: Sunday, March 27, 2005 11:07 AM

Subject: Re: Fw: Cutest Little Unhappiest Dogs. FUNNY!

Ray,

I apologize that you felt the dog email was a waste of your time. I do realize I shouldn't be posting so much stuff that has nothing to do with medical issues. I only shared it because everyone's been discussing pets anyway and I thought it might make at least one person smile, and when you've woken up for the second week in a row with joints that won't move and skin that bruises on contact and twenty extra pounds that you can't shed, sometimes a laugh is the only thing in the world to help. That's why I posted the lasagne email, too. Behold the healing power of laughter!

Jenni

[Guest guest]

This appears to be something that is very important to a lot of us, and from research that has been done, is important for anyone with health issues. I think dogs on this list is as valid a topic as special diets and other unproven treatments. We could make a good case for dogs being beneficial for reduction of high blood pressure, tension reduction, and just plain helping people to feel better.

You wouldn't object if someone started talking about walking every day and said it was the only thing that kept them going, would you? What's the difference?

----- Original Message ----- From: Ray

Rheumatoid Arthritis

Sent: Sunday, March 27, 2005 10:14 AM

Subject: Re: Fw: Cutest Little Unhappiest Dogs. FUNNY!

enough about dogs already!----- Original Message ----- From: " Rue" <maryrue@...><Rheumatoid Arthritis >Sent: Sunday, March 27, 2005 6:49 AMSubject: Re: Fw: Cutest Little Unhappiest Dogs. FUNNY!>> Those are just too cute.> Rue>> BOXER DOGS ARE BEAUTIFUL maryrue@...> Web Pages:> http://www.geocities.com/bmtboxers/> http://www.angelfire.com/ms/beamartonsboxers> http://f1.pg.photos./ph/maryrue/album> boxerlovers> beamartonraylynn> boxerloverscollectiblescorner>>>>>

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I didn't join this group to discuss the benefits of esoteric diets and fad self-help for arthritis sufferer's books, either, but I quietly delete the posts I don't want to read. I sure hope you didn't spend big money on a computer without a delete key.

Dogs make me feel good -- physically and emotionally. They don't moan and complain, they don't insist I do things I can't, and they're all-around good company. If we can't talk about what makes us feel good, then all that's left is whining and complaining. I don't think that's very constructive; do you?

----- Original Message ----- From: Ray

Rheumatoid Arthritis

Sent: Sunday, March 27, 2005 10:36 AM

Subject: Re: Fw: Cutest Little Unhappiest Dogs. FUNNY!

Hey, I did not join this group to discuss dogs! Why don't you start a dog group? I have been using the delete key and I have been patient. I also have two great dogs and I love dogs. Problem is, there are more messages about dogs than about RA. I can always leave the group if it becomes a canine discussion group!

----- Original Message -----

From: Nina

Rheumatoid Arthritis

Sent: Sunday, March 27, 2005 10:22 AM

Subject: Re: Fw: Cutest Little Unhappiest Dogs. FUNNY!

----- Original Message -----

From: Ray

> enough about dogs already!

That's why I like dogs better than I do most people. A dog would never say "Enough about people already!" You could always use your delete key. Only two fingers on one hand are working today and none on the other hand and I'm still able to use my delete key.

Nina

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