Guest guest Posted December 15, 2000 Report Share Posted December 15, 2000 We've probably seen this before. Caroline Jersey There was a couple that was married for 20 years. Every time they had sex the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of having sex, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a cucumber. She gets completely upset. " You impotent bastard, " she screamed at him, " how could you be lying to me all of these years. You better explain yourself! " The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says, calmly, " I'll explain the cucumber if you can explain our three kids. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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